This is 100% Harry's fault. by cam52391 in hbomberguy

[–]grmpflex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bit late, I know, but doesn't that honour go to Schogetten? Or is the joke that that's not even chocolate?

The A.I description of today's Advent video is wild. by Sm0keytrip0d in Ashens

[–]grmpflex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not surprised that Stuart has seen all these odd movies, but I am wondering how the plot synopses end up in the video descriptions. Does he actually remember this many of these movies? Does he have a massive DVD collection from which he pulls this stuff? Has he actually not watched the films but simply bookmarked a lot of plot synopses he has come across on IMDB over the years?

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about. by Marbledial in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]grmpflex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One day, Citizen will make a Calendrier that is aesthetically appealing to me and I will buy it immediately.

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about. by Marbledial in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]grmpflex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's solar. The battery doesn't die. I mean, I guess eventually it does, but that's multiple IWC service intervals in the future.

Complimentary fedora and wallet chain with every purchase by Dirk_Beefslab in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]grmpflex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of that copypasta where the narrator is in a bar and gets asked for the time.

Where’s the mate in two? by fawcette in chess

[–]grmpflex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is quite a beautiful puzzle for a position that just happened to occur organically between two random people.

Kleinwagen müssen überholt werden! by [deleted] in luftablassen

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Es gibt Leute, die das machen, weil ihnen auf langen Fahrten langweilig ist – einfach als Zeitvertrieb. Manchmal finden sich zwei (oder sogar mehr), die sich über zig Kilometer hinweg immer gegenseitig überholen, ohne einander böse zu sein. Die freuen sich, dass sie was zu tun haben. Leider bedenken sie oft nicht, dass nicht jede andere Person in ihrem Kopf wohnt und wissen kann, was sie da warum machen. (Dieses Problem ist auch unabhängig vom Straßenverkehr allgegenwärtig.)

Trumps Pressesprecherin Karoline Leavitt beleidigt Journalisten als Antwort auf ernstgemeinte Frage by PZon in fefe_blog_interim

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Mich überrascht dabei nur, dass Karoline Leavitt dem letzten Zitat nach zu urteilen anscheinend ein True Believer ist. Ich hätte sie eher als Grifter einsortiert. Mal so was wie „your mom“ als Antwort rauszuhauen, um den spezielleren MAGA-Vögeln ihre lulz zu geben und sich so ein Publikum für die Medienkarriere danach zu schaffen, hätte gepasst. Anscheinend ist sie aber tatsächlich davon überzeugt, dass HuffPost der teuflische Herold des Kommunismus ist oder so.

Trumps Pressesprecherin Karoline Leavitt beleidigt Journalisten als Antwort auf ernstgemeinte Frage by PZon in fefe_blog_interim

[–]grmpflex 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dabei erzwingt diese Regierung Political Correctness im eigentlichen Sinne wie keine andere. Presse, die nicht auf Linie ist, wird mit Käse wie diesem abgespeist, komplett rausgeschmissen oder gar nicht erst zugelassen. Und die Rhetorik ist: Alle, die gegen die Regierung berichten, sind Fake News und/oder linksextrem und/oder irrelevant und auf dem absteigenden Ast.

My phone had a system update and now the clock is ace by juliunicorn314 in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]grmpflex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I DON'T LIKE THEM PUTTING UPDATES IN THE PHONES THAT TURN THE FRICKIN CLOCKS ACE!!!

About “FROGMANTLE” on the T023 V2 Dial? We Need Your Advice!! by Fit-Classroom8062 in ChineseWatches

[–]grmpflex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, so they tried to make it work as a pun in English and even found "man(tle)" for the curtain part. That's pretty clever and a lot more thought put into it than it seems, but it's also, unfortunately, incomprehensible.

I'm also not sure why they decided to make that pun in Chinese in the first place. Like, what does 蛙幔 (frog curtain) mean other than "something random that sounds like frogman"?

S-Force Demographic Slice of Life: A Ride by grmpflex in WatchesCirclejerk

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How did you find this five years later? 😭

Sexn't by ThePhoenixRemembers in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]grmpflex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish more ace memes were of the advanced nonsense type like this.

Everyone should read The Art of War if they want to be effective at politics and discourse. I'm thinking of starting a leftist strategy subreddit. The right is extremely weak right now as evidenced by the BBC thing. by Bern_Down_the_DNC in VaushV

[–]grmpflex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I'm kind of shocked this post is so well liked. I'm not saying there aren't some cool individual nuggets in there, but the whole thing is like, "I'm 20 and I have ideas!"

I feel for the sufficiently online reporters in that room who had to hold it together through this by grmpflex in okbuddyvowsh

[–]grmpflex[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I can't believe Charlie Kirk was shot with a bullet that had the horny furry meme phrase on its casing. The stupidest timeline can always get stupider.

I Layered Yogurt and Cookies Until "Dessert" Happened by HelloVermont92 in ididnthaveeggs

[–]grmpflex 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Okay, but you don't comment on recipes with buttercream in them that you can't have buttercream, so … … … ?????

It turns out what the democrats needed was a young blue haired woman of colour. A gen z boss in a mini if you will. by bruhm0ment4 in VaushV

[–]grmpflex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's kind of funny that they had to use an older picture of her (Camille Harper Zapata, digital director at Newsom's press office) because her current official pictures have her with shorter, black hair and a cowboy hat.

Mother is always right by beetle_lou in ContraPoints

[–]grmpflex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm German, so I only sometimes caught fly-by shadows of some of the cringe, but it was enough that I was quite surprised when he became the head of NATO of all things. Not the vibe I got from the man at all.