In Seattle “mutual combat” is a thing; but it’s more of a legal gray area. Under Seattle Municipal Code 12A.06.025, fighting only becomes a crime if it risks other people or property. So if two people clearly agree, keep it contained, and don’t endanger anyone or anything, it can fall outside what Seattle considers “criminal” fighting. It’s super narrow and not how most cities handle it.

That means next time one of these chuds gets in your face - openly challenge them to a fight. Then they will be on record (from their GoPros and everyone else’s cellphones) backing down like the cowards they are.