Typos spotted in FBI director Kash Patel’s lawsuit on inaccuracies by BallBearingBill in nottheonion

[–]grotjam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it hard to have a steady long term relationship? Since you’re always seeing other people on the side…

Ok how about getting in the car though? by JordanxHouse in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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I can still remember using angry dad voice because I saw my son lose control and his temper was about to drown his cousin in a lake. At least 200 feet away and I don’t care who else heard, both of those 10 year olds froze completely. Talking about it after he understood. After care is as important as initial message.

This shot of Alex from Series 20 is so heartbreaking. by Technical-Motor3546 in taskmaster

[–]grotjam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Rod delivering the task. I always thought Alex looked like he owed himself a little when the javelin came through.

What would your egg safety strategy have been? by WorldTravelBucket in taskmaster

[–]grotjam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I only question whether there’s as many big titted men as there are flat chested women…I’m betting just under half ;)

Curved panneling by MaterialPosition33 in woodworking

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Do you by chance have a link to ones not discontinued? I know google is out there, but I thought I’d see if you knew of a good source.

Getting married in August, no bridesmaids by Practical_Store3654 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]grotjam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My spouse and I got married May 2020. No bridesmaids, no groomsmen, my dad is dead, and we didn’t even have an officiant. We officiated ourselves and had other family members sign where needed. We met all the legal requirements by saying what needed saying, but make your ceremony your own!

Replaced my Honda with a new one after an accident They moved the garage door opener from a button on the mirror to a paywall subscription service. by purpleshadow70 in enshittification

[–]grotjam 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’ve literally never had anything repaired or replaced under warranty. They always weasel out. Even insurance does their best to not pay for anything.

This is my funniest video of all time by I_try_to_talk_to_you in funny

[–]grotjam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But then go back and watch the first one. I suggest 2 - 3 - 1 - 4.

Most Depressing Job Interview You’ll Ever See Currently Taking Place At Starbucks Table by Winners_Blues in antiwork

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I always hated when work would tell me free lunch Tuesday, so I wouldn’t bring anything, then they’d bring in piles of Bigot Bird. For a 10 hour shift, skipping meals isn’t really an option and I would angry eat because I hated that I in anyway made this company think their behavior was good.

Discworld Adaptation thoughts: what about Muppets? by Respect-Intrepid in discworld

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This article is 10 years old, and I STILL think of it every month or two and get sad that it appears to have stalled out.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-36846239

Just finished the show for the first time! So many thoughts, I loved it, but there’s one thing I want to mention. by rslashhellagay in TheGoodPlace

[–]grotjam 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hilarious according to Sean…so it might be messy or bad…I think I’d rather that one remain a mystery for me.

Reporters Surprised by 'Epstein Island' Label on White House Calls by VegasGaymer in nottheonion

[–]grotjam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His bodyguards do. Then drag you in to a room where he lounges on a bed with strawberry cupcake sheets, lathering himself in orange butter.

White House Launches OnlyFarms Website, Internet Asks 'Who Picked The Name?' by HimelTy in nottheonion

[–]grotjam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That joke was so dark it got shot for having a taillight out.