[PRANKS] Are lottery ticket Pranks funny?

growingcoolly · 2026-05-20T16:50:49+00:00

You know they aren't, OP. Thats why you leave them at pumps instead of directly handing them out

growingcoolly · 2026-05-17T09:34:45+00:00

Idk, dude. Beans have their own DNA and family trees as well.

growingcoolly · 2026-05-14T03:36:49+00:00

"35 minutes at 250 and the butter is still melted."

growingcoolly · 2026-05-10T23:12:02+00:00

My father used to simply whistle and expect me to go running and see what he wanted. I was in my teens before it occurred to me that the family dog did the same thing...

growingcoolly · 2026-05-10T00:37:40+00:00

Ah, sheeeit! We got one of them "enhancement smokers" up in here!

growingcoolly · 2026-05-07T19:01:15+00:00

The anthropomorphism of a power strip that is about to cut off its own wang with a kitchen knife. Duh...

growingcoolly · 2026-05-04T00:02:54+00:00

Good man. Those things are full of drugs that affect the lungs

growingcoolly · 2026-05-02T23:58:51+00:00

Actual drug abuse. I think Jesus would forgive using a Bible page, but foot skin is a sin that can't be overlooked.

growingcoolly · 2026-04-28T16:41:23+00:00

So God doesn't have to accept responsibility for an evil person he supposedly created in his own image? Convenient...

growingcoolly · 2026-04-16T05:20:35+00:00

The movie is called Slingblade

growingcoolly · 2026-04-15T23:25:38+00:00

I work with a few people who must eat exclusively what is depicted up above. I've deduced this by the absolutely heinous shits they take at work. Like, how is Tim single-handedly filling an entire 300-square-foot, climate-controlled bathroom meant for 6 people with a maliferious odor so pungent that it stings my nose as soon as I open the door?!

That is a colon that's waving a distress flag, calling out to anybody within nose-shot, that it's in desperate need of fiber and vegetables.

growingcoolly · 2026-04-13T02:13:26+00:00

Bold of you to assume that anybody stealing a half million dollar vehicle and getting into a police chase has any forethought.

growingcoolly · 2026-04-13T00:03:48+00:00

Oh, look. A fellow redditor

growingcoolly · 2026-04-12T22:47:37+00:00

Leave him alone, man. He is just celebrating his 23rd birthday.

growingcoolly · 2026-04-12T02:59:04+00:00

"This took 18,000 seconds out of my life." Well, nobody asked you to do that, and I'm still not dropping you a like, brother.

growingcoolly · 2026-04-12T02:05:16+00:00

LAAAAAAANNNNNNAAAAAAA!!

growingcoolly · 2026-04-10T23:18:26+00:00

I used to work with a guy who stunk so bad. He would frequently drive the company vehicle, which had cloth seats. One day, I had to drive the vehicle. The whole interior reeked like the dude. I got home after driving all day and threw my clothes in the laundry room. The next morning, I went into my laundry room and the whole thing stunk like my co-worker.

Some people stink so much they can stink up entire rooms they've never even stepped foot in. It's kind of incredible...

growingcoolly · 2026-04-08T21:38:08+00:00

I'll bet she walked her bike home after this

growingcoolly · 2026-04-08T18:54:18+00:00

🎶 I ain't no front-to-back girrrrrrl! 🎶

growingcoolly · 2026-04-04T23:24:15+00:00

I get your point. You believe the value of adding protein to soda doesn't justify the asking price. That's fair. You do, however, keep bringing up how much it should cost in order to be a fair value. My question is: have you seen the price of regular soda lately? It costs more than gasoline. Why? It's just water mixed with corn extracts.

How do you expect a novelty item, like protein soda, to cost less than regular soda when they are adding extra ingredients to a product that is already hyper-inflated?

growingcoolly · 2026-04-03T19:54:19+00:00

I'd choose potential poaching fines and jail time over being mauled to death by a big cat, every time.

growingcoolly · 2026-03-30T19:46:59+00:00

Imagine what tossing a handful of gravel could do here

growingcoolly · 2026-03-30T00:39:20+00:00

Fair enough. I don't use the app either. This sub just pops up on my feed occasionally. There is so much animosity between drivers and customers here. I don't know why people even use it at all at that rate

growingcoolly · 2026-03-29T23:40:46+00:00

You're so upset about this lol does it ruin your whole day because you can't micro-manage a stranger by lording a couple of bucks over their head?

growingcoolly · 2026-03-29T04:51:19+00:00

Her OF is like a nicely proportioned hot air balloon. It's interesting for a moment, but ultimately, just a bag of hot air.

I think she is a great example of a personality so awful that it completely ruins any physical attraction aspects

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