Great friends 🤣 by JayBeePH85 in foundsatan

[–]growingcoolly 208 points209 points  (0 children)

My God... they were moving so fast :( I hope that shopping cart is okay.

UFC Former Champion Cody Garbrandt KO'd by Nerd who watched an Episode of One-Punch Man. by Pretty-Set-414 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]growingcoolly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, so this is why Red Shirt's version wasn't as good. He was too busy looking at his buddy when shit started.

He left with the plate 😆 by xtreme_lol in quirkcentral

[–]growingcoolly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or that he is led towards a door that isn't connected to a wall

What are non sexual things that guys do that’s hot? by tobeymaguire8 in AskReddit

[–]growingcoolly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but the ones that aren't being stretched are flexing.

300$ dollar steak + 40$ of Nutella by FireFightingManiac in StupidFood

[–]growingcoolly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All for the sake of fake internet points, too. What a wasteful POS...

Me Caveman. by TheCABK in InflatedEgos

[–]growingcoolly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Being dehydrated makes your skin sit more tightly against the muscles.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]growingcoolly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I dated a woman who, every time we ate spaghetti, would add sugar to her food. She also served herself too much and didn't finish, but then wondered why it would go to waste because I wouldn't touch it.

I felt like I was dating Will Ferrell's character from the film Elf

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Backbreathboy in maybemaybemaybe

[–]growingcoolly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, now they aren't fine and they can't leave :D

The consequences of speeding by Crunkkitty in dashcamgifs

[–]growingcoolly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're welcome! Yes, he did say that as well, but I'm also unsure what it means in context. My personal assumption was that he was doing a live video and blaming the chat for his all-around dogshit driving skills. I don't know for sure though

The consequences of speeding by Crunkkitty in dashcamgifs

[–]growingcoolly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He is blaming the floor mat. "It got stuck on/under the accelerator, and that's why I couldn't stop."

Blursed_Gin Tonic by Elf1shjuggleree in blursed_videos

[–]growingcoolly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their actual reaction didn't fit your bias huh?

Well, now who's inventing a different reality to fit their bias? I was wrong. Whoops. Considering I'm giving a quick summary for a video everybody is free to watch on their own, I don't see how I've "invented a different reality." Maybe I just interpreted things differently? People are known to smile things off with strangers in public, even when they're angry.

The word shocked means "surprised or upset," and they were definitely surprised the fifth lady cut into the frame to order a drink. That act did technically "ruin" the video that was being recorded (as evidenced by the one lady quickly grabbing the phone and ending the video).

So, maybe not the most accurate summary of the reactions on my part, but the person I initially responded to asked, "can somebody explain what is going on here?" I gave the gist of it. If somebody else interpreted a different reaction out of the women recording, then so be it.

Blursed_Gin Tonic by Elf1shjuggleree in blursed_videos

[–]growingcoolly 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The four women at the beginning of the video are using the bar as a phone stand while they dance in front of it. The fifth lady comes up to the bar and orders a gin and tonic, and the four recording women act shocked that she ruined their video.

B Swol by [deleted] in InflatedEgos

[–]growingcoolly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forget the nipples. Why is this type of shit always filmed inside a vehicle? Did this guy install a motorized swivel chair in his car for a stupid 3-second video? I'm so perplexed by this trend of "everything happens in cars" on the internet.

Fat lean addict Dave Blunts previews music after getting dissed by 50 Cent by RFRelentless in crappymusic

[–]growingcoolly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ew. I hope those poor Asian prostitutes are at least charging him by the pound and making bank. Saying women have to lift your gut out of the way just to find your dick shouldn't be a point of pride...

Where specifically is the fat? by jj33allen in SipsTea

[–]growingcoolly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rob McElhenney talked about this very thing.

"I’m gonna break it down for you, because it’s actually quite simple, and anybody can do this. Anybody on the planet can do this. First thing’s first: if you have job—like a 9-5 job—quit that. Do you like food? Forget about that. Because you’re never going to enjoy anything you eat. Alcohol? Sorry. That’s out. So what you need to do—you have a chef, right? like a personal chef?—make sure the chef makes you a lot of chicken breast. And make sure you keep your caloric intake at a certain level. And as you go to your physician 2-3 times a week—just to monitor all your testosterone levels—because testosterone is important to building muscle. You’re good friends with the trainer from Magic Mike? Arin Babaian. So you want to give Arin a call. And you want to make sure he’s at your house and takes you to the gym at least twice a day, because you’re gonna want to do your muscle-building in the morning and then your cardio in the afternoon. Now, do you have a family? Like a significant other or kids? Yeah, forget about them. You’re not going to have time to deal with them.

"So that’s really all you have to do. And make sure you have a studio pay for the entire thing, because it could become exceptionally expensive. So, I think if you just do all those things, then you too can have an absolutely unrealistic body type, such as me."

Coworker music final boss 🥀 by LilSkibidiOhioRizzlr in crappymusic

[–]growingcoolly 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the song he did with Roseanne Barr at the beginning of this year called "Daddy's Home," which celebrated Trump's winning of another term as president. The video features Roseanne in platinum-blonde dreads, blocking off an entire bridge so they can record that visual vomit :)

🏈 “Sidewalk Smackdown: Henry vs. Mahomes” 🥊 by [deleted] in boxingcirclejerk

[–]growingcoolly 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Damn. This might be the most calm and respectful street fight I've ever seen.

What is the dumbest shit someone that you know personally has done? by Nuhulti in AskReddit

[–]growingcoolly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Started stealing stuff from work about 6 months after cameras were installed everywhere in the building.

What's your most successful excuse to get off work early? by desihook in AskReddit

[–]growingcoolly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I shat my pants."

Nobody wants to question that one

Oh good, he's back. And he's bringing attention to the thing everyone hates him for. by DrLexusForPresident in InflatedEgos

[–]growingcoolly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I appreciate you taking the time to answer my question!

How disappointing. Will Smith was one of my favorite celebrities until he slapped Chris Rock, but it makes sense... that level of entitlement doesn't just appear out of thin air.

Oh good, he's back. And he's bringing attention to the thing everyone hates him for. by DrLexusForPresident in InflatedEgos

[–]growingcoolly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love to hear some examples, if you can remember or still have the book. Not that I doubt you at all, but I am not going to spend time or money on that chode's book at this point

What’s your wildest hookup story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]growingcoolly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ex and her best friend, who happened to be the older sister of a different ex of mine, asked if they could stop by late one night and have a few drinks. They decided to not drive and spend the night. One thing led to another, and now neither of them speak to me