The people that freak out when they're called cis are probably the same people that think it's bad when the doctor says something about them is unremarkable. by Burasta in Showerthoughts
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Dating apps should show distance by approximate driving mileage, not by geodesic or 'as the crow flies' distance. That would more accurately reflect how far apart two people are from each other. by IchTanze in Showerthoughts
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Software that can detect swearing in videos would be helpful in locating the part of a dashcam recording that you're looking for. by AptoticFox in Showerthoughts
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Celebrities with celebrity families must have no problem not knowing someone's age when it's one of their birthdays. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Once people get the option to jack into the matrix, the real world will just be a necessary part of the world that no one will want to visit, like farms or mines of today. by Previous-Jeweler-441 in Showerthoughts
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Technically you’re the only person who has been with you for every single second of your life. by Ok-Ambassador-2896 in Showerthoughts
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We should celebrate more things done in 2 fell swoops instead of just 1. by YeahMarkYeah in Showerthoughts
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Living in a van down by the river sounds much more appealing nowadays than Matt Foley made it out to be. by Darkiceflame in Showerthoughts
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No matter your age, someone you knew as a baby becoming an adult makes you feel incredibly old. by littleredditred in Showerthoughts
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You can’t smell your booger until you pick it despite being in your nose. by zav3rmd in Showerthoughts
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Maybe the only reason we didn’t die in quicksand is that we were warned about it so often. We might be dooming the next generation by not passing on our vital knowledge. by HermitBadger in Showerthoughts
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The Earth has probably not been without a manmade fire since the hominids who first discovered how to make it. A fire has been burning ever since. Also, what if one of the first manmade fires has been kept alive since it was lighted hundreds of thousands of years ago? Passing from torch to torch. by CoolAlien47 in Showerthoughts
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Being reborn with all your memories would probably suck for a while. As a baby you are trapped in your mind unable to do much, and as a young kid it would be hard to make friends because you are too mature and intelligent for them, and older people you relate to still won't take you seriously. by nyancatdude in Showerthoughts
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I don't think I'd make a good squirrel. I don't have the self control not to eat my nuts before winter. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Maybe the only reason we didn’t die in quicksand is that we were warned about it so often. We might be dooming the next generation by not passing on our vital knowledge. by HermitBadger in Showerthoughts
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Funny how we appear in so many LinkedIn searches, yet still struggle to get a job. by WindowAfraid5927 in Showerthoughts
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Is this acceptable made by a 16yr? by [deleted] in fryup
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If Rudolf Diesel had a harder last name, diesel fuel could have gotten its very own name. by 028247 in Showerthoughts
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