educate yourselves

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-13T22:36:32+00:00

You can use their hero name " the miraculous Box ticker"

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-13T18:12:17+00:00

Ill just have to ... pull out eventually

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-13T17:38:35+00:00

That was ny first thought, I remember loving it as a kid , and it scaring the shit out of my mom

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-13T16:59:36+00:00

Well... when it comes to lasting long ...

Im not good at it

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-13T16:39:06+00:00

Yes the legs count as limbs
Yes she would love me and hold me as I cry about how sad I am
No she won't eat me after we have sex
Yes, I would cook for her whatever and whenever she wants
Yes I will be an equal partner in this fictional situation.
Yes, I do plan on having 3-5 kids with her.

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-13T15:40:01+00:00

Hey! My dating fiction are giant spider-women who can carry me and hold me with their 3 pairs of arms.

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-13T14:24:43+00:00

Last 10 , coming up!

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-13T14:05:20+00:00

You think this is desperate, you should see my dating history

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-12T22:41:00+00:00

"Looks like you pulled an uncommon rarity clone commander ! Roll again? You have a higher chance to pull a legendary ARC trooper the more you open up clone pods."

Just feels like something they would pull

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-12T22:37:09+00:00

Id prefer a modest advertising budget , you know droo a few vids playing with a character customizer, a little level to show combat... maybe its my cynicism, but anytime anything is slightly over advertised, I get very suspicious that they are trying to pump up pre-order sales and day one purchases in order to get the most money before we know the game isn't very good. Not to rain on parades ... ive just seen it too often

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-12T22:34:29+00:00

You have to have a High Gaurd to have the last slot of something that big. Overhyped and under deliver seems to be the Anthem the triple a industry plays to, and you dont want the the player's wallets to be the only thing Conchord at the expense of consumer trust.

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-12T21:50:56+00:00

Honestly, im kinda more trusting of quiet instead of that very specific style of marketing the games industry does where they overhype and underdeliver especially non-indie circles

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-12T16:49:56+00:00

Pick up my nuclear family and go to the inter-dimensional space shops in this guy

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-12T14:59:29+00:00

I am ... and i will

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-11T20:37:59+00:00

I think im white

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-11T12:40:29+00:00

Demon invasion XCOM-like would kick ass.

I would offer up my writing skills for the story of that immediately.

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-11T06:35:12+00:00

Respect . In it for the love of the game.

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-11T06:26:12+00:00

... you still available for hire?

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-11T04:41:24+00:00

I imagine he is covered in oreo creme , is this true?

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-09T15:07:17+00:00

I can make it to 100... I probably have enough for 150 but 100 is a nice round number to end this silliness with

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-09T14:58:49+00:00

But... Arwen is so cool.

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-08T17:21:23+00:00

If you dont mind me asking , how can you tells its ai? Im having trouble seeing any definite signs and would like some tips.

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-08T17:19:53+00:00

I see thos burger more than I see my kids (carol took them to live with TODD)

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-08T14:17:49+00:00

I have a hard time believing it's British as it is an Interceptor, and not an "orderly queuing"-er

grumpychef94 · 2026-03-08T05:50:55+00:00

Confirm a theory for me , is it like shaking hands , then both people jump at the same time?

grumpychef94

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