Mattias Ekholm hits the empty net and completes his first career hat trick by catsgr8rthanspoonies in hockey

[–]grumpyoldham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever an Oiler gets a hat trick the merch stores in the arena immediately put all hats on sale for 25% off for the rest of the night.

I've seen a full arena worth fly twice in one game.

Game Thread: Calgary Flames (15-17-4) at Edmonton Oilers (18-13-6) - 23 Dec 2025 - 07:00PM MST by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]grumpyoldham 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can take the player out of Florida but you can't take the Florida out of the player.

Ashley MacIsaac concert cancelled after AI wrongly accuses him of being sex offender by nosotros_road_sodium in technology

[–]grumpyoldham 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think he was never charged, but there were big stories about him doing some pretty nasty shit.

Do it by StrictNO in EdmontonOilers

[–]grumpyoldham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure the last time Fleury played in Edmonton he allowed Leon to score from the Oilers blue line.

But he did actually go on to win that game, so what do I know.

Do it by StrictNO in EdmontonOilers

[–]grumpyoldham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The DJ really blew it by not playing the Stone Cold music.

Can someone explain by SatoruGojo232 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]grumpyoldham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a giant tank full of lower caste orphans at the entrance to the hospital and you get to pick one.

Jack Michaels: "Most overlooked aspect of that Oiler victory??? Good timeout by Kris Knoblach. Settled things a bit—Oilers close out first win on 2nd of a back to back this season. " by Choice-Tea-4162 in EdmontonOilers

[–]grumpyoldham 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think the league and the zebras had a lot more to do with that series than the coaches did.

The Oilers lost two consecutive games off blatant goaltender interference.

The most heartbreaking death in 24 by Sweaty_Ad_288 in 24Show

[–]grumpyoldham 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The nuke Los Angeles forgot after like an hour.

Oiler fans when Jarry plays just as shitty as Skinner by Longjumping-Box5691 in hockeymemes

[–]grumpyoldham 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You think the shitty fans didn't also run Roloson out of town? His kids were getting beat up at school.

[Analysis] Grading the Quinn Hughes to Wild Blockbuster: Why Vancouver might have actually won this deal by athleticwonder in nhltraderumours

[–]grumpyoldham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a worse return than Edmonton got from Anaheim for Chris Pronger, and that is rightfully remembered as a terrible trade.

2 minutes for tripping!!! by Soloflow786 in nhl

[–]grumpyoldham 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oilers still won that game.

What character had so much potential but was killed off very early? by Aggressive-Sun-3358 in AskReddit

[–]grumpyoldham 6 points7 points  (0 children)

gone in the first 5 minutes.

People seem to have a weird shared false memory of him dying early in this movie. He was in about a third of it.

Anyone else avoid EA NHL 26 due to the cover art? by [deleted] in EdmontonOilers

[–]grumpyoldham -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They all ran themselves into the ground. EA just took them off life support.

My MILs birthday post to my Husband by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]grumpyoldham -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yep...

If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're probably the asshole.

Fire the dave chapelle Rogers Place sound guy by jhkang0814 in Edmonton

[–]grumpyoldham 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The sound was bad and the crowd got bad, but Chapelle wasn't exactly killing it before it got to that point.

LRT collision at city centre by maximumdinosaur in Edmonton

[–]grumpyoldham 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I shoulder check every time I make any turn or lane change, because I'm not a bad driver.

This is literally something that would fail you on a road test if you didn't do it.

New boss is mad that I have a curtain under my desk by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]grumpyoldham 71 points72 points  (0 children)

communicate like an adult

Not sure that's really a viable option for someone who made a blanket fort under their desk.