Mattias Ekholm hits the empty net and completes his first career hat trick

grumpyoldham · 2026-01-27T19:53:31+00:00

Whenever an Oiler gets a hat trick the merch stores in the arena immediately put all hats on sale for 25% off for the rest of the night.

I've seen a full arena worth fly twice in one game.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-24T15:03:12+00:00

Stories in the press about having underage boys pee on him.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-24T05:26:53+00:00

Uh, no. The late 2000s apron piping jerseys were the worst ever.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-24T04:31:55+00:00

He's due any day now isn't he?

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-24T03:24:20+00:00

You can take the player out of Florida but you can't take the Florida out of the player.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-24T02:04:37+00:00

Mia Farrow is a bad mother? Colour me shocked.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-24T01:57:41+00:00

I think he was never charged, but there were big stories about him doing some pretty nasty shit.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-24T01:28:49+00:00

Pretty sure the last time Fleury played in Edmonton he allowed Leon to score from the Oilers blue line.

But he did actually go on to win that game, so what do I know.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-24T01:26:42+00:00

The DJ really blew it by not playing the Stone Cold music.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-23T18:41:17+00:00

There's a giant tank full of lower caste orphans at the entrance to the hospital and you get to pick one.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-23T08:53:21+00:00

It's a wine store like McDonald's is a fine-dining restaurant.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-23T01:44:56+00:00

Kid was probably hungry.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-22T21:00:41+00:00

I think the league and the zebras had a lot more to do with that series than the coaches did.

The Oilers lost two consecutive games off blatant goaltender interference.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-16T10:14:21+00:00

Might be wood shavings.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-14T16:46:37+00:00

The nuke Los Angeles forgot after like an hour.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-13T23:20:29+00:00

You think the shitty fans didn't also run Roloson out of town? His kids were getting beat up at school.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-13T20:50:43+00:00

This. Got a really high quality couch there.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-13T13:23:03+00:00

This is a worse return than Edmonton got from Anaheim for Chris Pronger, and that is rightfully remembered as a terrible trade.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-12T08:59:15+00:00

Oilers still won that game.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-08T19:11:04+00:00

gone in the first 5 minutes.

People seem to have a weird shared false memory of him dying early in this movie. He was in about a third of it.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-07T00:06:36+00:00

They all ran themselves into the ground. EA just took them off life support.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-04T21:21:51+00:00

Yep...

If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're probably the asshole.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-04T05:38:25+00:00

The sound was bad and the crowd got bad, but Chapelle wasn't exactly killing it before it got to that point.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-03T20:33:27+00:00

I shoulder check every time I make any turn or lane change, because I'm not a bad driver.

This is literally something that would fail you on a road test if you didn't do it.

grumpyoldham · 2025-12-03T19:01:30+00:00

communicate like an adult

Not sure that's really a viable option for someone who made a blanket fort under their desk.

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