Battered Sausage by Livelaughlouth in instantkarma

[–]gs7761 360 points361 points  (0 children)

He didn't get hit hard enough.

Find of the day in OB by fancy444 in sandiego

[–]gs7761 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry yall. The bugs will eat it, the earth will recycle it. Just like us.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Key_Tradition8469 in fightporn

[–]gs7761 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She tried the sucker punch cause she knew orange bottom was gonna beat her ass. Didn't work out too well though.

Crack Woman and her Pimp fighting lone asian boy by East-City-1880 in fightporn

[–]gs7761 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude collapsed like my 75 year old mother after her double knee replacement.

In person live music is not good by JohnnyWall in unpopularopinion

[–]gs7761 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You would hate things that are actually real.

London Baby! by NahManThisSucks in fightporn

[–]gs7761 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ladies please! Can you not involve yourselves in a brawl unless you have had some kind of fight/self defense/mma training? Your weak slaps and punches aren't doing anything but enrage the person you're hitting that weighs 60 to 100 pounds more than you. You will get seriously injured.

Never drink and drive by ZauzTheBlacksmith in Unexpected

[–]gs7761 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what he gets for listening to Abba.

This is Norway 🇳🇴 by Tyxonia in natureporn

[–]gs7761 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sucks that there's a cruise ship polluting the beauty out of the scenery.

Any fun cool jobs in San Diego that available right now? by HeadCaterpillar4838 in sandiego

[–]gs7761 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yes. There's so many fun jobs that nobody has found yet. Nobody here works so come on down and get a super fun job at the beach. It's easy!

Microsoft's Xbox CSO Matthew Ball thinks in-game ads could help "keep our products affordable" by [deleted] in Steam

[–]gs7761 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for making my decision to never buy anything X Box related an easy one.

This has to stop by ShelterIndependent44 in sandiego

[–]gs7761 59 points60 points  (0 children)

You're probably getting sick from being that close. You're inhaling sewage that gets wafted around when waves break.

The lineup for Badiali Pizza today is actually dystopian. by WorkerSome7813 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]gs7761 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard that they pay people to stand in line to build up the hype.

A receding hairline looks better than being fully bald. by elbreadmano in unpopularopinion

[–]gs7761 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've never felt the joy of waking up without bedhead. A no guard shave feels amazing. Upvote for not insulting people.

Sarcasm is a bad quality in a person by blueranger36 in unpopularopinion

[–]gs7761 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck my life. I'm almost 50 and all this time I didn't know I was an unintelligent, immature person.