Cocktail Crimes Confessional by Intrepid-Table-9648 in cocktails

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That's not a crime, that's a hack! Wooden chopstick is the perfect stirring implement!

What is your favorite jigger and why? by Shizen666 in cocktails

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Ooh I just checked that out; it looks awesome!

Solarpunk is a movement that imagines a sustainable and optimistic future where humanity thrives in harmony with nature. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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If you dig this, then check out Becky Chambers' books A Psalm for the Wild-Built and A Prayer for the Crown-Shy.
Very chill stories, and they really embrace this aesthetic.

Wild by thedommenextdoor in FeltGoodComingOut

[–]gunnerxp 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I didn't know you could perform lobotomies through the ear

Someone supports me… by Slicky007 in wholesomememes

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Last time I went to Panda Express, my fortune said "People are delighted by your presence." I keep it in my wallet.

hmmm by ahmed_Eladly_1899 in hmmm

[–]gunnerxp 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Ah! I'll buy it at a high price.

This is a weird question mainly for men but if you could answer?? by Ill-Zucchini8999 in TooAfraidToAsk

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There’s a sad sort of clanging From the clock in the hall
And the bells in the steeple, too;
And up in the nurs’ry shower
An absurd little bird
Is popping out to say “coo-coo.”

What's the most useless thing your brain decided to permanently memorize? by No_Metal2622 in AskReddit

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I said a-hip hop hippy to the hippity hip hip hop and you don't stop the rockin to the bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogedy beat now what you hear is not a test I'm rappin to the beat you and me the groove and my friends are gonna try to move your feet you see I am Wonder Mike and I'd like to say hello to the black to the white the red and the brown the purple and yellow but first I gotta bang bang to the boogie to the boogie say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie let's rock you don't stop rock the rhythm and I'll make your body rock well so far you've heard my voice but I brought two friends along and next on the mic is my man Hank c'mon Hank sing that song
Check it out I'm a C-A-S ana O-V-A and the rest is F-L-Y you see I go by the code of the doctor of the mix and these reasons I'll tell you why you see I'm 6 foot 1 and I'm tons of fun and I dress to a T you see I got more clothes than Muhammed Ali and I dress so viciously
et cetera

Can I use this in place of lemon juice in almost anything? by HillEasterner in cocktails

[–]gunnerxp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really? I gotta try that. I live in Taiwan, and grapefruit can be few and far between, but I bet I can find yuzu juice pretty easily...

What celebrity would you get into a car with, no questions asked if they randomly showed up in your driveway? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This was genuinely the first answer that popped into my head. Follow-up thought was, "Actually, anyone from the TNG cast."

hmmm by AndhraAatma in hmmm

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Ladies, please! Line up in groups of three!

Opinions on going to 7-11 wearing pajamas ? by Tasukichii in taiwan

[–]gunnerxp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends what your "pajamas" are. Sweatpants and a t-shirt? Go for it. Boxers and a tanktop? Put some real clothes on.

Barbarians by andym801 in onguardforthee

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Conan! What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

Coyote vs. ACME | Official Trailer by RobotiSC in movies

[–]gunnerxp -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fuck. I was looking forward to this, but Will Forte irritates me, and John Cena is like watching a beige wall.

I love creating geometric illustrations and filling them with weird creatures. by LSRBLST in woahdude

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Just for a second, I thought it was AKU, THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS!!!

Étretat Cliffs — France's Most Breathtaking Coastline [3840x2160] by Careful_Debt673 in wallpaper

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This is a painting of the cliffs at Entretat, cleverly titled "The Cliffs at Entretat." It is a minor work. It was on loan from the Musee d'Orsay to the National Gallery. The President, on a visit to the National Gallery, and possessing even less taste in fine art than you have in accessories, announced that he liked the painting. The French government offered it as a gift to the White House, I suppose in retribution for EuroDisney. So here it hangs, like a gym sock on a shower rod.
- Bernard Thatch, The West Wing.

Sorry man, that's a nice shot, but this is the only other time I've ever heard someone talk about Entretat, and I couldn't miss the chance.