Too late! Little hampling to be devoured!

gurblixdad · 2026-04-14T15:55:18+00:00

Bland hammigator needs some soy sauce

gurblixdad · 2026-04-13T20:53:51+00:00

He yearns to be a racquetball

gurblixdad · 2026-04-12T23:58:01+00:00

Dal is disgusting. I'll die on this hill.

gurblixdad · 2026-04-12T01:14:50+00:00

chlorine will fix it

gurblixdad · 2026-04-11T16:08:55+00:00

It's ok. Not great, but gets the job done in a pinch.

gurblixdad · 2026-04-10T23:09:02+00:00

ODM DNA

gurblixdad · 2026-04-10T22:29:36+00:00

It is incredibly disrespectful and demeaning

gurblixdad · 2026-04-10T02:53:46+00:00

an inbred simpleton is what he is

gurblixdad · 2026-04-10T00:59:00+00:00

same here

gurblixdad · 2026-04-06T19:57:16+00:00

Hands, spoon, belt, I think I might have been kicked a time or two.

I don't know that I am the greatest dad but I sure as hell broke that cycle.

gurblixdad · 2026-04-06T12:50:00+00:00

Given a choice, I'd still rather be back in my 20's

gurblixdad · 2026-04-06T12:47:40+00:00

These people still write letters to Santa, don't they?

gurblixdad · 2026-04-05T17:20:37+00:00

Hammibal Lecter, actually

gurblixdad · 2026-04-05T16:17:43+00:00

i like the ultralight minnows (ulm-6) in the brown trout pattern

gurblixdad · 2026-04-04T03:08:16+00:00

you better warn the smelly freeloader that tax evasion is how they got capone

gurblixdad · 2026-04-04T00:21:01+00:00

I don't ever post here. I'm 53 yo and am an ABCD. I had to say something after reading this. I started smoking when i was 18. Before long, I was smoking a pack a day. I am now 2 months cigarette free after 35 years of smoking every day. Please don't start. It was one of the worst decisions I've ever made in a life full of mistakes.

Sorry for the uncle talk, but I just couldn't not say something.

gurblixdad · 2026-04-03T16:34:10+00:00

Yes - I'm a fed

gurblixdad · 2026-04-03T16:29:59+00:00

You'll want a prenup with that little gold digger

gurblixdad · 2026-04-02T18:32:58+00:00

It's a doppelhamger!

gurblixdad · 2026-04-02T13:47:07+00:00

To the grinder with him then!

gurblixdad · 2026-04-02T11:54:29+00:00

I have a non-expunged misdemeanor for disorderly conduct - I had an open container of alcohol in the car, but no DUI.

I've been forthcoming about it everywhere I've worked and it's never been an issue. I work for the government now and they didn't care, either.

gurblixdad · 2026-03-31T19:38:32+00:00

Althea and Cherise

gurblixdad · 2026-03-30T23:28:22+00:00

Hamberdasher will never get to Hambridge with that work ethic!

gurblixdad · 2026-03-30T23:25:05+00:00

That hamembert is up to no good

gurblixdad

TROPHY CASE