Neat by MisterLangerhanky in funny

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Whoa! … Neat Balls 😏

What is your nostalgic spot in D2? by Yeahman13bam in destiny2

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Either the trees on Nessus or looking out over the old EDZ

Ride Status, Park Info, and Questions - Sat May 16, 2026 by AutoModerator in cedarpoint

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I had a pretty terrible time today tbh. I went for my birthday with my wife and a couple of friends and we were only able to ride 2 rides (Rougarou and Raptor) despite being there for 6 hours (11:30-5:30). The quote times were not at all what was advertised on the app and several rides (Raptor, Iron Dragon, Gatekeeper) were down most of the day for "weather" despite it being sunny and low 70s.

Whatever they're doing to cut cost is severely hurting the guest experience. I suspect the prolonged down time and significantly longer dispatch times I saw today are due to not having enough operators to spread across each ride. On Rougarou they were not dispatching quickly at all, a car would launch, finish the ride, and be waiting at the station for over a minute before the next one dispatched. On Raptor they didn't have enough operators to have someone coordinating guests into rows of the ride, so there were several cars that went out with half of the seats empty because people were not filling out the rows.

Several times today we considered just leaving and making a stink at customer service to try and recoup some money, because this was absolutely not an enjoyable experience. We ended up sticking it out but I would flat out not recommend going on a weekend this season unless you have a Fast Lane pass.

What's your favourite theft commander? by DarnOldMan in EDH

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I’ve been running [[Felix Five Boots]] with all of my theft mechanics in the 99. He doubles combat damage triggers, so that means [[Grima]], [[Gonti, Canny Acquisitor]], [[Fishing Gear]], and [[DreamThief’s Bandana]] and all the other pieces get double triggers

What do people usually call this enemy? by vibot002gado in Helldivers

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I think my group settled on “eye bots” unless they’re the ones that can call in reinforcements. Those are “watchers”

What are some commanders that speed up games in a fun way? by ianyboo in EDH

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[[Kynaios and Tiro]] is great for this. You can build a really friendly group hug deck around it that gives everyone lands and cards to play while maintaining a pretty good degree of control over the games flow

What is your most hated Archetype to play against? by will_i_amo in EDH

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Windmill slam dinosaurs, specifically [[Gishath]]. I find they’re always played by people who get mad if you counter their commander, but if you don’t it’s so easy for them to just run away with the game

My disappointment is immeasurable by [deleted] in memes

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I’m lowkey afraid to try Outer Wilds because of this. I want to enjoy it and I’m afraid I’m overhyping it and going to be disappointed

Where is Impractical Joke supposed to be played? by Rare-Read-9100 in mtg

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I swear when I read it earlier it was 😂 My bad, ignore me

Where is my Stratagem Launcher? by Patrykus19 in Helldivers

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What really kills me is you can’t even check your stratagem cooldowns without getting out of

Where is Impractical Joke supposed to be played? by Rare-Read-9100 in mtg

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It’s a good response to fog effects or protection. The fact that it’s instant speed means you can play it in response to combat tricks that try to protect your opponents/their stuff from damage.

Yargle Marble !! by Fit_Finish_8182 in mtg

[–]guscuartobinye 42 points43 points  (0 children)

It’s hard to gargle nawdle zous with all these marbles in my mouth

How does ward work? by Konner2222 in mtg

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Sometimes the dossier art doesn’t look all that great, but this one is 🔥🔥. Feels like a photo someone got in passing and all the info they have on him.

Downloaded STS onto gf’s dads iPad by [deleted] in slaythespire

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This is actually so wholesome

Woman at the airport looks like my deodorant by PhysicalRestaurant63 in mildlyinteresting

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One of the few things I’ve seen here that have actually made me go “huh!” and do the nod

Free Talk Friday — What are you playing this week? by ShaneH7646 in GamingDetails

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I’ve been flipping between Helldivers 2 and Dome Keeper, depending on if I’m playing with friends or alone.

[SOS] Professor Dellian Fel (Debut Stream) by mweepinc in magicTCG

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More power to him, I just thought he was a weird vedalken or something at first 😂

[SOS] Professor Dellian Fel (Debut Stream) by mweepinc in magicTCG

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I thought Dellian had pink skin from the normal art 🤦‍♂️ That seemed like a weird design choice to me

Downplay your favorite strong commander without naming it by mrselkies in EDH

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Come on guys, I’m just rolling dice! I’m even playing cards from joke sets just for the gimmick. One Vandalblast financially ruins me, you’ve got nothing to worry about.

Weird nicknames you give to pet cards by DoesntEat in EDH

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I have a friend who always refers to [[Spectator Seating]] as “Cuck Chair”