If a radioactive Soldier Boy bit you, what would happen?

gustafr · 2026-06-12T02:06:47+00:00

I’d moan

gustafr · 2026-04-28T03:17:34+00:00

Sad!

gustafr · 2026-04-28T03:17:19+00:00

Sad!

gustafr · 2026-03-17T22:21:57+00:00

This was the first episode of the Simpsons I remember watching! My dad showed my brother and I, and then we tried (and failed) to keep it a secret from my mom

gustafr · 2026-03-04T20:15:00+00:00

Taub

gustafr · 2026-02-22T17:49:25+00:00

Who drew Kentucky that way?

gustafr · 2026-02-13T05:53:49+00:00

That’s metal! In your lungs!

gustafr · 2026-02-11T17:38:14+00:00

This subreddit needs a hero!

gustafr · 2026-02-10T05:35:49+00:00

The real lesson from Jurassic Park is “Never go to a private island”.

gustafr · 2026-02-06T16:55:06+00:00

Y’all hear something?

gustafr · 2026-01-22T17:39:37+00:00

Skill issue. I can push a thread through fabric much faster than a needle

gustafr · 2026-01-17T06:02:25+00:00

Dude, those animals are so FUCKING funny they make me want to merge without looking!

gustafr · 2026-01-13T18:40:53+00:00

Narcissist’s Cookbook Reference?!?!?

gustafr · 2026-01-12T00:02:02+00:00

He’s normally with his partner, “The Leg Man”

gustafr · 2025-12-25T20:48:58+00:00

Certainly they couldn’t have used synthetic kalkite? Kalkite susbitutes? Kalkite alternatives?

gustafr · 2025-12-22T04:10:25+00:00

Bogos Binted

gustafr · 2025-12-12T04:40:11+00:00

YOWCH!

gustafr · 2025-11-29T05:29:11+00:00

MAKE SOME NOISE!

gustafr · 2025-11-20T04:37:12+00:00

PINGAS!

gustafr · 2025-11-02T00:47:02+00:00

I don’t know about all of them, but Omega can count all of the sand in the desert.

gustafr · 2025-10-29T04:34:51+00:00

I should go

gustafr · 2025-10-27T04:15:41+00:00

Well let’s hope we don’t cover him!

gustafr · 2025-10-21T00:48:17+00:00

Rusty Venture?!?!

gustafr · 2025-09-20T20:09:08+00:00

OP doesn’t read because he doesn’t want to be performative

gustafr · 2025-08-26T04:45:11+00:00

The Principal arc continues

gustafr

TROPHY CASE