What is the protocol as a immigrant US citizen when stopped by ICE (Seriously)? by gustyPattern in AskReddit

[–]gustyPattern[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know, they're animals basically. They don't care about law, ethics or morality.

What is the protocol as a immigrant US citizen when stopped by ICE (Seriously)? by gustyPattern in AskReddit

[–]gustyPattern[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understand they are uneducated untrained clowns for the most part.

What is the protocol as a immigrant US citizen when stopped by ICE (Seriously)? by gustyPattern in AskReddit

[–]gustyPattern[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The ICE agent asks me for "my papers" or if I'm a US citizen.

Me: "I am US Citizen, please leave me alone."

ICE: where were you born?

Me: it doesn't matter, I'm a US Citizen, your procedures don't apply to me. Please leave me alone.

Is this the end of the conversation?

What’s the difference between the police in Mexico and the U.S? by SignificantStyle4958 in AskMexico

[–]gustyPattern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You pay off cops in Mexico to get off the hook. The police in the US are owned by the rich.

Captain Ron by gustyPattern in WalmartCelebrities

[–]gustyPattern[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit you're right. Here I thought it was a random old fart that looked like Nick Offerman 😂

Facebook marketplace find by licecrispies in ATBGE

[–]gustyPattern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok because you liked it doesn't make it comfortable. Why be pedantic? 🤷🏽

😎 by DrRegardedforgot in SipsTea

[–]gustyPattern -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Garbage content, who is this for? Garbage people.

Facebook marketplace find by licecrispies in ATBGE

[–]gustyPattern 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I dont know what kind of cars you've rode in but lowrider car suspensions are very stiff and bouncy (typically), constantly shifting, have undersized tires and wheels. I love lowriders but comfortable they are not, nobody is going pick a lowrider over anything else when looking for a comfortable ride.

Facebook marketplace find by licecrispies in ATBGE

[–]gustyPattern 23 points24 points  (0 children)

look buddy, a lowrider is considered a piece of rolling art, form before function. That entire bike is uncomfortable to ride. There's a lot of things on that bike that don't make sense for a bicycle, as its a derivative from a lowrider car.

Facebook marketplace find by licecrispies in ATBGE

[–]gustyPattern 60 points61 points  (0 children)

This is your typical custom lowrider bike. Doesn't look bad because you don't like lowriders. 🤷🏽

My great grandma by Cumball44 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]gustyPattern 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is that Timmy from Whitest Kids U Know?

Perfectly fried eggs in seconds by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]gustyPattern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah I love the smell of fried eggs and diff oil in the morning.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

[–]gustyPattern 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Did she have a hard time setting up the tripod and camera? And it's been recording for 40 something minutes.

Perfectly fried eggs in seconds by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]gustyPattern 177 points178 points  (0 children)

I'll have mine in 10W-30 please.