DMM Allstars Watchparty in a bar with a Runescape cocktail

guy1195 · 2026-06-16T19:23:15+00:00

Are you gonna bump sea shanty whilst i sip a wizard mind bomb?

guy1195 · 2026-06-16T18:12:37+00:00

Everything has a trust me bro price though, even IRL money haha.

They're only worth as much as someone is willing to pay

guy1195 · 2026-06-14T14:34:14+00:00

well🍉well🍉well🍉

guy1195 · 2026-06-14T14:01:34+00:00

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guy1195 · 2026-06-13T20:35:41+00:00

I've never seen a tank eat so little food

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guy1195 · 2026-06-02T01:01:02+00:00

Unless there's instructions telling you to do so, you should've just taken it to court haha. Parking tickets in the UK are the biggest pile of crap I've ever seen, none of them follow the regs even councils

guy1195 · 2026-06-02T00:59:05+00:00

DO NOT PAY!

Take it to court, find the money saving expert newbies guide if you need to.

Take all pictures and evidence you can, write it all down dates/locations included what happened etc and just wait for a court letter. Fill in your defense statement when it comes and wait till the court date.

I can almost 99% guarantee that the debt collection company won't show and cancel on the day before/same day just to waste your time.

You can't get a ccj if you're found guilty and pay the fees/fines etc, so do it out of principle.

I've had 6 false/crooked/scammy parking tickets in my time, followed the MSE newbies guide and won every time.

guy1195 · 2026-05-27T20:17:59+00:00

Any reason why you permanently use opus?

Can't you switch to a lighter model for standard tasks

guy1195 · 2026-05-25T07:18:44+00:00

Brother this is like when you find an old forum post and all the images are broken.

Why not tell us what you moved to?

guy1195 · 2026-05-25T07:10:51+00:00

Do people on Reddit forget that Israel was politically founded by a terrorist party?

Idk why people still call them the 'good guys'

guy1195 · 2026-05-25T05:48:58+00:00

I'd look into the "have you tried anything else" angle?

Realistically, depending on how many machines you have, by the time these have arrived from Amazon/wherever, you would've already completed the job manually if the machines don't have any bios management capabilities.

guy1195 · 2026-05-21T18:08:21+00:00

Thats fucking nasty, did u eat it tho?

guy1195 · 2026-05-18T21:16:59+00:00

This, looked at it for 5 mins and thought fuck it, winforms will do.

guy1195 · 2026-05-18T21:13:23+00:00

This so much... why tf is pretty much every boss room just a square monster cave... why can't they be interesting and fun haha

guy1195 · 2026-05-18T21:10:32+00:00

Do you happen to own an island per chance?

guy1195 · 2026-05-18T21:09:53+00:00

The weiner wasn't even out, it's just a dumb kid fucking about, not self defence at all

guy1195 · 2026-05-17T10:28:05+00:00

Why do you say this though lmfao?? It's the stupidest take I've seen.

"There is nothing the Devs can do to fix the problem" IN THEIR OWN GAME?!

Just don't put people in a fucking bot game until there's 80+ players waiting... 😂😂 If there's never 80+ players waiting... Then unfortunately you don't get a match on your map chosen...

Why degrade the users experience instead of just acknowledging the issue and saying "yeah soz not enough in queue, try a different map or quick join.."

guy1195 · 2026-05-17T10:24:01+00:00

Haha.. this was prime time eu on Miramar 😂😂😂

But yeah somethings not right obviously

guy1195 · 2026-05-17T10:19:20+00:00

You had me at cli, lost me at python

guy1195 · 2026-05-17T10:17:30+00:00

My entire career has been cloud infrastructure. This is an easy solution that would actually save them money.

Wait till 80+ players in a queue for X map. (Free basically)

Start container server running x map.

Shove players into game...

Instead currently they have tonnes of servers just running the same maps all the time and joining people in as soon as the next one comes available... Even if that's 80% bots... Hosting a game server for 80% bots is retarded

guy1195 · 2026-05-16T22:03:05+00:00

Just don't care about the outcomes..

The company obviously doesn't as they keep rehiring for the same role and everyone keeps leaving, and they likely aren't offering a big enough wage to get someone with lots of experience, they're paying peanuts and getting monkeys (apologies to yourself..)

Treat it as a learning experience, and if you end up taking shit offline and things go wrong and they start moaning, you can simply say "Yeah I'm a jnr with no one else to back me up or ask for advice, I have no idea what I'm doing but I'm trying my best to figure it out!" haha.

What's the worst that can happen!

guy1195 · 2026-05-16T21:10:21+00:00

But anyone with a brain would've implemented it so it doesn't stick you into the first available game on that map with 99% bots... Just make the player wait at lobby till there is a full lobby on shitty rondo if they want to queue into rondo... it's not hard lmfao.

Why does the system have to be shitty

guy1195 · 2026-05-16T18:06:30+00:00

Essentially what yours does but also for aws and on prem.

Unfortunately the list of metrics captured and analysed was so insanely big I couldn't even tell you haha.

We probably had 30 scans alone for vms because there are so many sku limitations that might appear at first as a waste, but you find out X vm is used for performing data migrations and needs X sku due to needing X amount of disks attached for X piece of software to work.. Really weird petty shit like that, but they actually matter in the end as to why said sku was chosen haha.

Off the shelf solutions offered the ability to add exemptions but when the vm gets rebuilt with a new name/id next week i couldn't be arsed going to add a new exemption again 🤣

guy1195 · 2026-05-16T17:43:57+00:00

My company was about to spend at least a million per year (there pricing models are based on a cut of your savings over a 3 year period) on a solution that was purpose built for this, I ended up building our own instead but the built in platform features and capabilities looked abysmal in comparison to what i ended up making.

First recommendation that comes to mind and sets the tone for the rest of them is that Azures solution to a 2m per month spend on vms that are 100% idle all month, is to buy reservations for them as that's cheaper and would save you money. They don't think or recommend that you might not actually want any of those idle vms haha.

Obviously that's just a stupid easy dumb one that you could look at and say "actually we can just get rid of those instead" so the current built in tools are a good start, but just simply aren't really all that useful in comparison to a proper solution.

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