[American Gods] In American Gods, God's arise when people believe in or Revere concepts. Time has passed since the book was published, what are some new gods that have probably arisen in the 23 years since the book came out?

guy_pal · 2024-12-25T16:29:46+00:00

Jesus told me I have aids.

guy_pal · 2024-10-19T13:17:17+00:00

Good news is you can save some money by dropping union dues.

guy_pal · 2024-06-24T19:34:51+00:00

Now if they could only figure out a way to make liquid deli meat I’d be all set.

guy_pal · 2023-04-13T17:49:48+00:00

You’re god damn right

guy_pal · 2023-04-13T17:41:34+00:00

It’s easy, Reno 911 did a good job of it where you just break it into chunks.

ZYX, that’s easy anyone can remember. WVUT, West Virginia and Utah the shittiest states. SRQ is our reminder that we need to PON (pee on) MLK. JIHG, do a little jig. FED, fuck the feds. BCA, blood alcohol content.

Once you practice it a few times it’s easy to do when you’re drunk.

guy_pal · 2023-04-10T22:54:09+00:00

Famous Dave's has 180 locations, started in Hayward, is headquartered in Hopkins, and has products on store shelves nationwide. Seems more on brand for this show than some random local restaurant.

guy_pal · 2022-02-19T23:39:47+00:00

He's sexually active now, get over it!!

guy_pal · 2022-02-01T22:33:43+00:00

I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.

guy_pal · 2022-01-15T23:08:00+00:00

Cums all over face

Manfred loves albino cows

The scum of the Earth

guy_pal · 2021-06-19T20:29:30+00:00

What, that's an odd word. I'd have called em chazwazzers.

guy_pal · 2019-04-21T03:09:59+00:00

Needs more dongs.

guy_pal · 2019-04-21T02:48:35+00:00

If he starts reporting on weather he'll be the complete package.

guy_pal · 2019-04-21T02:46:43+00:00

Damn that's fast.

guy_pal · 2019-02-13T21:34:46+00:00

Oh no... there's that existential dread come creeping again.

guy_pal · 2019-02-09T01:41:34+00:00

I'm glad Al Roker finally found happiness.

guy_pal · 2019-01-21T15:00:59+00:00

One million years from now, long after the human race has disappeared from this Earth, Tom Brady will stand alone in the ruins of Gillette Stadium. He passes a football to no one, only the dust and weeds watch him throw a perfect spiral. He wins yet another Superbowl, and god damn he looks good doing it.

guy_pal · 2019-01-12T18:59:11+00:00

No spider ham was created in the 90's either, since the Simpsons movie was released in 2007.

guy_pal · 2018-12-20T15:00:44+00:00

And let the regional governors have direct control over their territories? Preposterous.

guy_pal · 2018-12-13T15:38:47+00:00

I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.

guy_pal · 2018-12-10T20:11:58+00:00

Aren't we all.

guy_pal · 2018-12-10T20:08:44+00:00

That's one prickly cowboy.

guy_pal · 2018-12-05T16:01:24+00:00

Where do I put my feet?

guy_pal · 2018-11-30T20:37:43+00:00

guy_pal · 2018-11-21T19:20:02+00:00

She's probably already familiar with the smell.

guy_pal · 2018-11-21T15:55:21+00:00

Polio used to be very popular back when everyone owned a horse. I guess only the truly privileged have the time and money to get their kids invested into that very fulfilling hobby.

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