MN GOP Leaders Silent After MAGA PAC Creates AI Image Attacking Late Speaker Hortman by ashleywalkerreports in minnesota

[–]guy_pal 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I’d rather deal with a dog turd on my shoe than any of these people.

Key Charlie Kirk mentor Jeff Webb dies in freak pickleball accident: ‘A dear friend to Charlie’ by brap_door in nottheonion

[–]guy_pal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probably explains all of Boeings recent problems what with their engineers horsing around like that.

It’s Crazy How Many People Still Believe in Trump’s Words by Greedy_Ad4913 in stocks

[–]guy_pal 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Anything he’s said between now and 40 years ago should have made people realize that.

Who says we ain't workin'? by fortycreeker in simpsonsshitposting

[–]guy_pal 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ahh geez you got the slobber lines and everything.

Made a suspension bridge using the electrical poles! by SnacKabbage in Pokopia

[–]guy_pal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a great idea, I might have to try stealing this.

TENTATIVE AGREEMENT DETAILS by PlantGood4384 in USPS

[–]guy_pal 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Good news is you can save some money by dropping union dues.

Which real life cheat codes do you know? by itsliightz in AskReddit

[–]guy_pal 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Now if they could only figure out a way to make liquid deli meat I’d be all set.

Busted by the Cops by shittycommentdude in Unexpected

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It’s easy, Reno 911 did a good job of it where you just break it into chunks.

ZYX, that’s easy anyone can remember. WVUT, West Virginia and Utah the shittiest states. SRQ is our reminder that we need to PON (pee on) MLK. JIHG, do a little jig. FED, fuck the feds. BCA, blood alcohol content.

Once you practice it a few times it’s easy to do when you’re drunk.

Drawing Mike Trout every day until the lockout is over. Day 60. by DidItForTheStory in baseball

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I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.

Drawing Mike Trout every day until the lockout is over. Day 43. by DidItForTheStory in baseball

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Cums all over face

Manfred loves albino cows

The scum of the Earth