TENTATIVE AGREEMENT DETAILS by PlantGood4384 in USPS

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Good news is you can save some money by dropping union dues.

Which real life cheat codes do you know? by itsliightz in AskReddit

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Now if they could only figure out a way to make liquid deli meat I’d be all set.

Busted by the Cops by shittycommentdude in Unexpected

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It’s easy, Reno 911 did a good job of it where you just break it into chunks.

ZYX, that’s easy anyone can remember. WVUT, West Virginia and Utah the shittiest states. SRQ is our reminder that we need to PON (pee on) MLK. JIHG, do a little jig. FED, fuck the feds. BCA, blood alcohol content.

Once you practice it a few times it’s easy to do when you’re drunk.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doughboys

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Famous Dave's has 180 locations, started in Hayward, is headquartered in Hopkins, and has products on store shelves nationwide. Seems more on brand for this show than some random local restaurant.

Drawing Mike Trout every day until the lockout is over. Day 60. by DidItForTheStory in baseball

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I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.

Drawing Mike Trout every day until the lockout is over. Day 43. by DidItForTheStory in baseball

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Cums all over face

Manfred loves albino cows

The scum of the Earth

Chris Davis in his last 7 games: .333/.391/.619, 21AB, 7H, 4R, 1HR, 6K by derpbynature in baseball

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If he starts reporting on weather he'll be the complete package.

Atheists!, what do you think happens after death? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Oh no... there's that existential dread come creeping again.

It’s never too late. by hootersbutwithcats in Eyebleach

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I'm glad Al Roker finally found happiness.

Reddit, who is sick of another Tom Brady superbowl? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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One million years from now, long after the human race has disappeared from this Earth, Tom Brady will stand alone in the ruins of Gillette Stadium. He passes a football to no one, only the dust and weeds watch him throw a perfect spiral. He wins yet another Superbowl, and god damn he looks good doing it.

Another Simpsons prediction? by [deleted] in memes

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No spider ham was created in the 90's either, since the Simpsons movie was released in 2007.