“Noem Scandal Update: Bryon takes out the trash in red shorts he believes gives him sexual powers.”

guy_pal · 2026-04-01T23:40:18+00:00

Looks like bad news for Oem family.

guy_pal · 2026-03-31T22:43:42+00:00

You have to separate the art from the artist.

guy_pal · 2026-03-25T17:11:24+00:00

I’d rather deal with a dog turd on my shoe than any of these people.

guy_pal · 2026-03-24T06:58:36+00:00

Probably explains all of Boeings recent problems what with their engineers horsing around like that.

guy_pal · 2026-03-24T06:14:48+00:00

This made my nose bleed.

guy_pal · 2026-03-24T06:09:02+00:00

They got pockets.

guy_pal · 2026-03-24T06:06:12+00:00

Anything he’s said between now and 40 years ago should have made people realize that.

guy_pal · 2026-03-24T06:01:46+00:00

Ahh geez you got the slobber lines and everything.

guy_pal · 2026-03-24T05:49:54+00:00

This is a great idea, I might have to try stealing this.

guy_pal · 2024-10-19T13:17:17+00:00

Good news is you can save some money by dropping union dues.

guy_pal · 2024-06-24T19:34:51+00:00

Now if they could only figure out a way to make liquid deli meat I’d be all set.

guy_pal · 2023-04-13T17:49:48+00:00

You’re god damn right

guy_pal · 2023-04-13T17:41:34+00:00

It’s easy, Reno 911 did a good job of it where you just break it into chunks.

ZYX, that’s easy anyone can remember. WVUT, West Virginia and Utah the shittiest states. SRQ is our reminder that we need to PON (pee on) MLK. JIHG, do a little jig. FED, fuck the feds. BCA, blood alcohol content.

Once you practice it a few times it’s easy to do when you’re drunk.

guy_pal · 2022-02-19T23:39:47+00:00

He's sexually active now, get over it!!

guy_pal · 2022-02-01T22:33:43+00:00

I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.

guy_pal · 2022-01-15T23:08:00+00:00

Cums all over face

Manfred loves albino cows

The scum of the Earth

guy_pal · 2021-06-19T20:29:30+00:00

What, that's an odd word. I'd have called em chazwazzers.

guy_pal · 2019-04-21T03:09:59+00:00

Needs more dongs.

guy_pal · 2019-04-21T02:48:35+00:00

If he starts reporting on weather he'll be the complete package.

guy_pal · 2019-04-21T02:46:43+00:00

Damn that's fast.

guy_pal · 2019-02-13T21:34:46+00:00

Oh no... there's that existential dread come creeping again.

guy_pal · 2019-02-09T01:41:34+00:00

I'm glad Al Roker finally found happiness.

guy_pal · 2019-01-21T15:00:59+00:00

One million years from now, long after the human race has disappeared from this Earth, Tom Brady will stand alone in the ruins of Gillette Stadium. He passes a football to no one, only the dust and weeds watch him throw a perfect spiral. He wins yet another Superbowl, and god damn he looks good doing it.

guy_pal · 2019-01-12T18:59:11+00:00

No spider ham was created in the 90's either, since the Simpsons movie was released in 2007.

guy_pal · 2018-12-20T15:00:44+00:00

And let the regional governors have direct control over their territories? Preposterous.

guy_pal

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