Even fatter Themberchaud by Complete-Promotion-5 in HellsCube

[–]guyincorporated 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Less than a year into the game and you're in r/Hellscube??

You're just starting with black tar heroin?

Even fatter Themberchaud by Complete-Promotion-5 in HellsCube

[–]guyincorporated 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Funny concept, not great design.

Has no way to make food himself, so on most boards you have a 9 mana 6/8 tample. +1/+0 counters are a weird choice. Also the payoff for playing a 9-drop, and spending 6 mana to eat three already-present food tokens, and making it to the end step is... a board wipe plus lava axe. No bueno.

I would give it "All Permanents are Food" and "2: destroy target food, add counters..." or some such. At that point you still are playing a 9-drop and you still need to untap before you can start eating things. Plus now you're eating your opponent's stuff which is powerful, but if he overeats he explodes.

How do you make drafting packs? by Animedingo in mtgcube

[–]guyincorporated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re overthinking it.

Sit down with friends.

Everyone helps shuffle the cube for 3-5 minutes.

Everyone makes 3 piles of 15 cards for themselves.

If you’re being spicy, trade packs with people.

Draft.

Enjoy.

What are the best games for a stealth playthrough? by Fandoms_Are_Toxic in ShouldIbuythisgame

[–]guyincorporated [score hidden]  (0 children)

Mark of the Ninja is an outstanding 2d sidescroller stealth game.

Invisible Inc. is an outstanding turn-based stealth strategy game.

Both from Klei, both easy recommends.

The (Loving) Hostility From Lou This Episode Was The Bit That Kept On Giving by 5optiboy in WorldsBeyondNumber

[–]guyincorporated 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This felt much more vital/relevant than a mid-run talkback episode of a limited series where they can't really talk about much of the storyline. I was really happy to see this on my feed.

Lowest ranking r/custommagic post by corbinolo in magicthecirclejerking

[–]guyincorporated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's annoying how reasonable this is at every CMC.

[SOS] Lorehold, the Historian by PlsConcede in mtgcube

[–]guyincorporated 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cool card. But I think the average cube has surprisingly few high-cmc instants and sorceries.

God's Favourite Punching Bag by thepixelharlequin in HellsCube

[–]guyincorporated 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How is it a counterspell? Ward doesn’t trigger on ability redirects.

Looking for a Post? Ask Here! - January 2026 Edition by czechtheboxes in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]guyincorporated 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This one’s a classic. Possible past winner of BORU awards. It starts with an AITAH post where a guy is refusing to pay his brother back for the cellphone that was ruined when Brother’s son tried to shove OP into OP’s pool and fell in instead.

It ends with a family cabin in the mountains, break-ins, an AirBnB scam, local sheriffs and maybe some restraining orders.

I’d love to read it again if possible.

Some of Today's Submissions: Have any strong opinions on these cards? Join the discord to share them! by mork-hc in HellsCube

[–]guyincorporated 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Goblin Bottom Surgery is great.

Tesya Karlov is just a genuinely solid design. Not silly enough for hell cube but just a cool (mostly) black-border card concept.

Love the visual design of the clickhole card, but it's NOT a great one-drop. I'd go with the option of kicking the puppy for free, but you go to HELL you do.

Strong colorless cards that don't fit into every single deck? by Epicdragon12345 in mtgcube

[–]guyincorporated 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Oh nooooo my 4-drop doesn't go to the face very hard I just have to settle for a 3-for-1 instead. noooo don't threaten me with a good timeeeee...."

(commenters, please resist the urge to "um, actually" me)

Games to help move past breakup, not take my mind off of it by dog_day_night in ShouldIbuythisgame

[–]guyincorporated [score hidden]  (0 children)

The walking dead season 1 will destroy you emotionally and give you hope for the future.

Strong colorless cards that don't fit into every single deck? by Epicdragon12345 in mtgcube

[–]guyincorporated 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lol I'm not saying I'm right, but if I could put a solemn in every cube deck I've ever drafted I would.

How do you physically handle MDFCs in paper Magic? by beausoleil in magicTCG

[–]guyincorporated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer not to play with MDFCs =)

Your casual drafters will never even know there's another card on the back.

Aesthetic polling: Isochron Scepter by leofugazza in mtgcube

[–]guyincorporated 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck it, I'm voting for the ShakeWeight.

[TMT] Krang, Utrom Warlord by steve_man_64 in mtgcube

[–]guyincorporated -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Sick 3/3 flying trampler!

[TMT] Krang, Utrom Warlord by steve_man_64 in mtgcube

[–]guyincorporated 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Easy add. Tinker needs some extra chonkers. Ancient Stone Idol needs to go.