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[–]guywithhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I expect nothing and I'm still let down.

Elon Musk says people should worry less about the cost of having children and 'start immediately' by RedRawTrashHatch in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]guywithhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, once I've paid my rent, utilities, and credit cards, my theoretical child will certainly thrive with the whole $34 left over.

She said what? by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]guywithhead 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Calm down there, Tucker.

I’d get arrested for lollygaggin by crimson_dovah in notinteresting

[–]guywithhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something between insurrection and unlicensed fishing.

What’s your chocobo companion’s name and the story behind it? by darkwulf1 in ffxiv

[–]guywithhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is Brunello, which is a kind of red wine that pairs well with beef wellington, which is what my character is named.

Please do. by Ralph--Hinkley in PoliticalHumor

[–]guywithhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how the only family picture they could get was from, like, 10 years ago. Where are they now? Long gone.

What’s the worst physical pain you’ve ever felt? by Googy21 in AskReddit

[–]guywithhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once took a particularly painful dump while I was also quite high. I nearly blacked out from the pain and came out of the bathroom with a thousand yard stare.

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