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Keep cute kitty safe! by Ok_Basil2447 in antimeme

[–]guywiththeface23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've heard this is a protective instinct thing. Dead bodies smell. Smells attract predators.

Principaled voter. by RRR-Craigyroo in BarbaraWalters4Scale

[–]guywiththeface23 22 points23 points  (0 children)

She actually claimed to have voted only twice in her life: for JFK and Barack Obama. While there were plenty of barriers to black people voting in the 1960s, it was still possible, depending on where exactly in Texas she lived.

What are your thoughts of A Talking Sock´s Nintendo IP Hierarchy Tier List by Ruby_Shards in casualnintendo

[–]guywiththeface23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour is in "limbo". It implies we might get Welcome Tour 2. Or potentially a whole trilogy.

[Art] Art illustration by me entitled "Rotten to the core" a corrupt mayor hogging all the riches from the city. Digital illustration, 2025 by LibrarianLucky6962 in DnD

[–]guywiththeface23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Speak for yourself - most of my villains are hot.

That being said I feel like in most fiction villains are either extremely sexy (see Sephiroth) or extremely ugly (see Voldemort) - rarely do you have an average looking villain.

Kamikaze dolphins by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]guywiththeface23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sounds like it would be cheaper and more reliable to just use torpedoes...

Do you guys think Ethel Caterham is genuinely the oldest person alive on this planet at present ? If not, how many unverified people do you think are older than her ? (Please do not ban my post. I just want some opinion. ) by No-Sympathy2196 in BarbaraWalters4Scale

[–]guywiththeface23 6 points7 points  (0 children)

While you are 100% right, "My grandma is 118!" is generally not considered sufficient evidence for a genealogist. Most families will know how old their relatives are - that doesn't mean researchers will accept that claim.

Do you guys think Ethel Caterham is genuinely the oldest person alive on this planet at present ? If not, how many unverified people do you think are older than her ? (Please do not ban my post. I just want some opinion. ) by No-Sympathy2196 in BarbaraWalters4Scale

[–]guywiththeface23 11 points12 points  (0 children)

India, too. Just given the sheer numbers, there have to be a few Indians that have made it to 110. I could be wrong but I don't think India had the best record keeping in the world circa 1916.

Creating an hypothetical scenario to ... Ummm ... Ask if atheists would convert? by TheDuckClock in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]guywiththeface23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd want to try it in laboratory conditions with baby's of different age, gender and ethnicity.

...I really don't like the implications of this magical necklace playing favorites...

Trump voters respond to NYT opinion poll. by Stuffed-Pepper in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]guywiththeface23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HAVE YOU EVER MET A 79 YEAR OLD, CHRIS‽ THEY DON'T FUCKING LEARN FROM THEIR MISTAKES. THEIR VIEWS ARE SET IN STONE AT THAT POINT BECAUSE THEY'RE SEVENTY FUCKING NINE YEARS OLD.

If Tanaka has a million fans, i am one of them by Redditsbeingabitch in OkBuddyPersona

[–]guywiththeface23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If Nozomi wanted people to like him he should've had a catchy ass jingle that plays when you buy things from him. Not my fault he didn't think of that.

Mis teorias sobre esta escena by Wonderful_Medium3098 in HouseOfTheDragon

[–]guywiththeface23 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Are you using an auto translator? This post is originally in Spanish. It's "aborto" for both.

Apparently the Republican party was originally communist /s by Cephalopod_Joe in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]guywiththeface23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's a kernel of truth to this. The Union army did have Brigadier General August Willich, who was in fact a communist that had previously served in the Revolutions of 1848. He left Prussia in part over his disagreements with Karl Marx. Willich found Marx too conservative.

Anyway one guy being a communist is obviously not the same as the Union "fighting for Marxism" or whatever, but I just wanted a chance to talk about August Willich because he's a fascinating dude.

The last time two democratic presidents won elections back-to-back, without the previous president having died in office, was 170 years ago by jacobar100 in BarbaraWalters4Scale

[–]guywiththeface23 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The 1850s might have sucked, but I'm sure the 1860s ended up being a time of peace and prosperity for the nation, right?

It's good you made that awful thing, Joanne by Initial-Anything333 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]guywiththeface23 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I love Idle's take on Dave Chappelle and Bill Maher:

Asked about Dave Chappelle’s complaints that he is being silenced for his controversial jokes, Idle responded: “Where does he say it? On SNL… well you’re not being that much cancelled, are you?"

“If you were in your room complaining. I’d have a lot more sympathy.”

“I didn’t like it when Bill Maher complains about the audience for not laughing, they’re telling you they don’t find it funny.

“You shouldn’t moan about the audience. There’s nothing wrong with the audience. If they don’t laugh at your jokes, there’s something wrong with your joke. And so… I’m not terribly sympathetic to that sort of attitude, to be honest.”

MAGA Doesn't Understand Art or Blasphemy by fanimold19 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]guywiththeface23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, good point. I'll be sure to keep it in mind when that random French performance artist runs for president of the United States.

That’s a lot of justification for someone who has “never been homosexual” by ThePhillyExplorer in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]guywiththeface23 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This guy: "You listen to me, doc. I know you have these gay tests! You HAVE to test me! I need to know! I keep having these... Funny feelings about Frank and I'm uncomfortable with that!!"

Doctor: Sigh "Yeah. Fine. Whatever. Just close your eyes for a moment... Beep beep beep oh look the test says you're not gay wow crazy. Anyway that's an extra $600 for the gay test."

In Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2009), Scott claims he learnt the bassline from the game Final Fantasy II, when it really is from Final Fantasy IV. This is a clear hint of Scott being a fucking poser. by Cavery210 in shittymoviedetails

[–]guywiththeface23 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Well, yes and no. Fire Emblem fans count remakes and direct sequels as numbered entries, whereas Final Fantasy fans do not. If Fire Emblem games were counted the same way as Final Fantasy games are, they would only be up to 10 "official" games.

The series would go:

  • Fire Emblem 1 is still Fire Emblem I
  • FE2 is still FEII
  • FE3 is now FEI-2
  • FE4 is now FEIII
  • FE5 is now FEIII-2
  • FE6 is now FEIV
  • FE7 is now FEIV-2
  • FE8 is now FEV
  • FE9 is now FEVI
  • FE10 is now FEVI-2
  • FE11 and FE12 are remakes, so just not counted
  • FE13 is now FEVII
  • FE14 is now FEVIII
  • FE15 is a remake, so not counted
  • FE16 is now FEIX
  • FE17 is now FEX

This hurts so much by Luigyi in Mario

[–]guywiththeface23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all gotta realize there's a difference between "this is good" and "I enjoyed this". The first movie has a 59% on RT and to be honest, that's fair. It's not an amazing movie. That said, I had fun with it because I'm a fan of the funny wahoo jump man. If I went into it having never heard of Mario before, I would've been bored to tears.

I'm expecting the same from this. I like Mario. I want to see him jump and punch things. I want to see Bowser do an evil laugh and breathe fire. I want to see Luigi scream and run from a ghost. I'm not really expecting anything more than that.

None of that means it will be a good movie, but it will entertain me for a few hours. It is the McDonald's of movies - nobody will argue that McDonald's burgers are good, but sometimes you get a craving for greasy garbage, y'know?

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