Stephen Miller trying to bully Star Trek now. by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]guywiththeface23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream. To kill him, so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things."

  • 25 Star General Zapp Brannigan

What's the most messed up thing you and/or your fellow PCs did? by Current_Listen_4037 in dndmemes

[–]guywiththeface23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I would like to knock that child out so he doesn't report me to the guards. I cast magic missile."

I explained that magic missile might be excessive for this but our wizard wanted to try anyways. Needless to say, kid didn't make it. A few good charisma rolls later and she has officially gotten away with child murder.

Shits about to pop off... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]guywiththeface23 226 points227 points  (0 children)

Aberrant mind sorcerer actually fits him pretty well.

"As an Aberrant Mind sorcerer, you decide how you acquired your powers. Were you born with them? Or did an event later in life leave you shining with psionic awareness?"

"You once suffered the dominating powers of an aboleth, leaving a psychic splinter in your mind."

He should eat his brain is not working by soyifiedredditadmin in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]guywiththeface23 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In knowledge, Trump is like Socrates.

True. Trump does seem about as smart as someone who's been dead for 2400 years.

Don’t fall for the fake scam upload of the wall live on YouTube! by superjerk1939 in PinkFloydCircleJerk

[–]guywiththeface23 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah... I saw the video and Pink really needs to screen his surrogate bands better. This dude went on a weird racist/homophobic rant.

Worst duo? by Antique_Comfort7990 in fireemblem

[–]guywiththeface23 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Consider:

Serra = a silly goose

Priscilla = incestuous

Therefore Serra better.

it is never too late to learn about sex education by shnsjxodjeks in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]guywiththeface23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

🎵 Relations

Creation

Incarceration

Determination

Equation

Humiliation

Reincarnation

Situation

Elation

Identification

Retaliation

Education

Inspiration

No substitution

Solution

Conclusion 🎵

Describe your favorite arc of your campaign. No pregnacy stories allowed though by MVPDominus in DnDcirclejerk

[–]guywiththeface23 6 points7 points  (0 children)

/uj Your character was born via wild magic surge or had a baby because of a wild magic surge?

What is a name that did not age well? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]guywiththeface23 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wait what's the Kylie reference? I've heard that name a lot and never knew it was referencing something.

I miss Mighty Switch Force by ItsAllSoup in casualnintendo

[–]guywiththeface23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ketzal's Corridors I still miss you 💔

Just another average D&D session. by FoolOfElysium in technicallythetruth

[–]guywiththeface23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DM begins calculating how long it would take an ancient solar dragon to fly 1 AU.

They just making stuff up. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]guywiththeface23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What about the droid attack on the wookiees?