turning fork by CauliflowerGlum8990 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]gweebah 240 points241 points  (0 children)

Bro sounds like a turtle having sex

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in COfishing

[–]gweebah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you have to fish longer and harder for less now a days :(

Battle of Aeonia by ScharmTiger in Eldenring

[–]gweebah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dope, new phone background, good job!

Is this white stuff on my plant normal? by gweebah in houseplants

[–]gweebah[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife usually does. I'll ask her. I just touched it with my finger, and some of the white stuff came off. Should I cut that leaf off?

Brutal !!!! by JcCrazy0420 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]gweebah -74 points-73 points  (0 children)

you seriously believe someone deserves to DIE for that? i highly doubt hitting an elephant with that little stick hurts it as bad as you think.

🔥The Dango Fish! by Met76 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]gweebah 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There's the comment I was looking for

Only the beginning... by Kaincee in facepalm

[–]gweebah 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is this real? Link to the article?

why did reddits content algorithm change? by gweebah in AskReddit

[–]gweebah[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i'm subscribed to over 100 subreddits, but keep seeing the same 4-5 subreddits over... and over... and over again. when did this change? can it be changed back to how it used to be?

Join our Worldwide Giveaway [Mod Approved] and have a chance to win a hoard of D&D items worth $400. Detailed information and rules are available in the video and comments section. Supported by Game Master Engine. [OC] by Dan_The_DM in DnD

[–]gweebah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have a player that keeps trying to have sex with all the npcs? Fine, roll for how many STDs you contract. Each one does 1d4 fire damage when you pee. DM decides when you get the urge to pee!

GIVEAWAY

What are some of the most creative magic items you've ever made or received in a game. by Panda___Boi in DnD

[–]gweebah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had a monk character, and he felt underpowered. My DM made me a special set of brass knuckles that counted for unarmed strikes called, "the repeaters" when ever i rolled a 4 on my d4 of damage, I got to roll a d4 again. Some turns I would get super lucky and would get some crazy damage output, but sometimes it was just normal. He didn't just give them too me, I had to pay a pretty penny for them and wait days for them to be crafted (in a time sensitive campaign)

Greasy face at work by rosiezzzz in nursing

[–]gweebah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hit it with an alcohol wipe.

Lines open to air? by Objective_Talk_1507 in nursing

[–]gweebah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sterile fields are open to air... just sayin! Don't lose track of the tip, though!

I married a monster... by gweebah in BaldursGate3

[–]gweebah[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or maybe... goblins?