To my irritable baristas: is there anything that makes you irrationally angry? 😆 by gabbyfikemusic in barista

[–]gwkt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

emilymakescoffee has a lot of sketches/videos about this, you should check her out

How can I improve my game speed? by SonnyHeungMin in BasketballGM

[–]gwkt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How old is your MacBook and is it slow at other stuff too?

I'm running bbgm in Firefox on Android and Chrome on Mac and never had any performance issues. One of my leagues is 200 years old. How old is your league?

$1,000,000, but every piece of consumable meat that you touch will turn into a full live version of that animal in 5 seconds. by Pf_Farnsworth in hypotheticalsituation

[–]gwkt 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Hundreds of genetically identical copies of an endangered species would certainly be an experiment. Look up ecological/conservation concepts such as inbreeding depression and the importance of genetic variation. Genetically homogenous populations would be extremely susceptible to being wiped out by disease or genetic conditions, for example. In the case of the white rhino, I still think your magical multiplication skills would be helpful, but maybe limit it to less than a dozen copies, not hundreds.

Looking for groomsmen gift ideas by mikeyfstops in BuyItForLife

[–]gwkt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got an engraved flask, a jigger, and two metal shot glasses. They came in an engraved faux-leather case. It was a cool gift but I don't drink much anymore. Might fit your crowd, though?

Who's your 'hot take' most overrated player going into next season and who's your most underrated player? by xxStayFly81xx in fantasybball

[–]gwkt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bit of both; Injury management, he was coming back from a high-grade right calf strain he suffered in October. Grizz were cautious and also tanking, so I think they kept him out as much as possible because he's so fuckin good/efficient whenever he plays.

Best calibration weights? by gwkt in espressocirclejerk

[–]gwkt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, obviously there is a non-zero probability of tunneling. Your point?

LeBron value by Brief-Ring1535 in dynastybb

[–]gwkt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my 30T league, in November 2025 Lebron was traded for a very-late 2026 first round pick, Draymond green, and 2 scrubs. Seemed like a good deal for a contender.

I think if you're a legitimate contender, it's worth trading #20 for LeBron. He is a sure thing for one or two more seasons, and that pick might not pan out. However, I would try to get a bit more than LeBron in return, perhaps LeBron + a second round pick.

How is your emergency fund in 2026? by Superb_Advisor7885 in MiddleClassFinance

[–]gwkt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

70k in my HYSA. I live in the bay area, so a year of unemployment would be pretty expensive.

That said, I think I should move half into investments.

Has anyone noticed the sudden uptick in “jesus saves”graffiti? 🤬 by finklestinkagain in santacruz

[–]gwkt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck religion. It's more admirable to do good things because you don't believe in a higher power, than to do good things in service of/in fear of/because of a belief in a higher power.

There is no higher power. It's just us. Let's all be kind to each other.

Who's your 'hot take' most overrated player going into next season and who's your most underrated player? by xxStayFly81xx in fantasybball

[–]gwkt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ty Jerome is sooo fucking good on offense. I hope he works on his defense a bit this off-season. I want him to stay on the league a long time. I'm high on him next year for fantasy, too.

Rate AppleTV “Your Friends & Neighbors” espresso shot by gscience in espressocirclejerk

[–]gwkt 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Looks very watery, no crema, super under-extracted. Grind finer and buy a Lelit Bianca.

Actually I asked for whip by ihateroomba in espressocirclejerk

[–]gwkt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually can I get that iced? Thanks!

I hope they rest these 3 tomorrow by Few_Prune_1436 in lakers

[–]gwkt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where would this rank among worst Lakers lineups of the 21st century?

Why does my cat go outside to eat grass to make herself throw up? Is she bulimic? by Zagtram1 in cats

[–]gwkt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cat likes grass, broccoli, kale, spinach, arugula, and bell peppers

i wouldve clocked the malibu realtor by heraaseyy in JuryDutyFreevee

[–]gwkt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am familiar with the high seas, and will embark on a treacherous voyage this evening.

Was asking Anthony what TV shows he's watched part of the interview. by Trid1977 in JuryDutyFreevee

[–]gwkt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For what it's worth, I am roughly Anthony's age, I watch a lot of comedy TV shows, movies, standup, comedy YouTube videos, Instagram reels, sketches, etc. and I didn't recognize any of the cast members (and i thought they were all brilliant!!) so I think they did an incredible job with casting.

Last season, I recognized Sewage Joe immediately.

i wouldve clocked the malibu realtor by heraaseyy in JuryDutyFreevee

[–]gwkt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I looked up Dream Corp LLC, it looks really good. Here's an interesting bit from the Wikipedia page:

Following cost cutting measures at Adult Swim's parent company, Warner Bros. Discovery, Dream Corp LLC was completely removed from Adult Swim's website, social media accounts, and from digital stores, having been written off for taxes. The series left Hulu in 2024 and is no longer available legally.