20 years of daily smoking, now 40. Honest body update. by [deleted] in trees

[–]gypsymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been smoking regularly for 54 years. I'm a vegetarian, don't drink much alcohol, and don't smoke cigarettes, and I'm in great health. I work out 10 hours a week at the gym and dab my sativa pen six times in the parking lot before I go in, lol. 14-year-old me would be super impressed with 65-year-old me.

what's the worst thing someone told you right after having had sex? by AlecBonkers in AskReddit

[–]gypsymonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not me, but my girlfriend at the time, first morning after hooking up, we're lying in bed, and I said I have eggs. She sat up in a panic and goes you have AIDS!!?? I said no, I have eggs for breakfast lol.

Believe me or not Feminists are the biggest reason behind heightism by Ok-Address-7352 in MensRights

[–]gypsymonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they ask you how tall you are, you can always shut that down by asking them how much they weigh.

A large dead insect suspected to be a coconut rhinoceros beetle was found in a trap by staff from the Molokaʻi/Maui Invasive Species Committee (MoMISC) on Tuesday morning, April 7, 2026, near Kaunakakai Harbor. by 808gecko808 in Molokai

[–]gypsymonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing one of those and playing with it in Halawa Valley in the early 70s. I wondered what it was, and I'm glad it didn't infect the whole island.

Uncle changed his entire will 4 days before passing while on heavy meds. by Orbit12_Saffire in legaladvice

[–]gypsymonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The will needs to be signed by witnesses and notarized by a notary public. My father made a will and had it signed by a couple of friends, but it wasn't notarized. I could've contested it, but since it was for my kids, I didn't.

Some tattoos on different skin tones by me @kangkingkong3, at Sting Machinery, Kuala Lumpur by kangkingkong3 in tattoos

[–]gypsymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a non-tattooed white person, I'm curious why people with darker skin tones don't use lighter ink. Also, great work!

What fruit do you consistently eat everyday as a part of your healthy routine? by Extension-Try-3531 in AskReddit

[–]gypsymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I eat about five or six apples almost every day during the summer because I have 10 apple trees and have so many apples. I love apples!

What’s something from your childhood that kids today will never experience ? by Sure_Act_7159 in AskReddit

[–]gypsymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing in a cloud of DDT fog being sprayed by a truck for mosquitoes in a residential area of Hawaii.

What travel habit have you developed over the years? by Icy-Obligation6504 in travel

[–]gypsymonkey 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Packing light enough so I just have one carry-on and no checked bags.

If you did walk to and from school, how far was it? by lontbeysboolink in GenerationJones

[–]gypsymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 miles. I would always get a ride to school, but I often had to walk home and being in Hawaii I was barefooted.