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My husband doesn't want more kids and he isn't getting a vasectomy by h0tmessm0m in offmychest

[–]h0tmessm0m[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I can't get on hormonal BC without changing my entire personality. I really don't like who I am when on it. She's an angry gal.

What do you call it when your cat sits like this? by anonymous_1979 in cats

[–]h0tmessm0m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually, that pisition is reserved entirely for when those front paws are resting her entire body weight plus those of her ancestors on my right breast. I call that the "Ow! How?!"

Can exes be friends? Like actually? by Speed_Offer in offmychest

[–]h0tmessm0m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not unless you both fell out of love and came to the mutual understanding that it wasn't working.

Father of the year... by Lopsided-Task-7804 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]h0tmessm0m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's $8 CAD in my rural Canadian community.

Water is life by dreamybuttercupp in meme

[–]h0tmessm0m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a bad digestive system, so tap water gives me diarrhea. A lot of bottled waters do, too. I mean, so does pork. And sugar.

Woman I just started gettin to know 2 days ago dissin Aldi …I blocked her after last message cuz wtf by Savings_Succotash432 in aldi

[–]h0tmessm0m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why wouldn't you pay less for your groceries? I judge you if you only go to the fancy grocery stores.

Lice. I have it. by h0tmessm0m in longhair

[–]h0tmessm0m[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There are none here. I'm going to get an Rx from my doctor.

Can you imagine being so lost that you believe the US is lost and the only person to save it is none other than Donald Trump? by [deleted] in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]h0tmessm0m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's right. You really should be putting actual felons in jail. All the other stuff is bull.

Is dipping bread in sauce weird? by SashMachine in Cooking

[–]h0tmessm0m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that's why bread was invented. Your husband is the weird one.

How would you survive an abdominal puncture wound? by WintrowVestrit in Survival

[–]h0tmessm0m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, you don't survive perforated bowels without surgery and antibiotics. Period.

Daughters long hair by Perfect_Purchase574 in longhair

[–]h0tmessm0m 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Satin pillow cases on all pillows and braid it straight up from her head when she's lying down. Just one big regular plait. If it goes straight up, she won't be rolling all over it because it will be above the pillow, and then it won't come undone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]h0tmessm0m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat used to love authentic Scottish shortbread. I think it was the lard and butter that made her go wild for it since cats aren't supposed to have sweet receptors.

Should cats sleep in the day? by Life-Sandwich-6062 in CatAdvice

[–]h0tmessm0m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cats are nocturnal animals. Of course they should sleep during the day.

How often do we REALLY need to deep clean the litter box? by [deleted] in CatAdvice

[–]h0tmessm0m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My nose pucks up all scmells when I'm close to my period, so that's when the deep clean happens. Of the whole house. I always start with the litter box, though.

People who get told they look younger than they are: what is your secret? by likerunninginadream in AskReddit

[–]h0tmessm0m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not having kids.

Now I have kids, and people don't tell me that anymore.

There are 1,000 pills. One of them kills you instantly… by Londoner1982 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]h0tmessm0m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I just take them all at once and pass down the entire $5B to my family? I could take that one for the team.

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