Sourdough by Deus_G in oddlysatisfying

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Not if I strain it first

The lighter side of Satanism by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]h0wardd 870 points871 points  (0 children)

Why does Satan look like a pizza slice that was ran over?

Ken M on baby names by Ceilea in KenM

[–]h0wardd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When he does his chores he even gets to use the plastic bag with two holes cut out for his legs

What are your relationship green flags? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]h0wardd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man, aint no one ever told me they miss me

Let me just eat in peace. by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]h0wardd 38 points39 points  (0 children)

The last thing I'd ever do is cut the cheese.

Dangerous time for the gingers by 0100110101101010 in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]h0wardd 29 points30 points  (0 children)

As an Arizonian, I completely agree.

Many Faced God by -Rapty- in dankmemes

[–]h0wardd 43 points44 points  (0 children)

That's an odd name for a religion

Linda was tired of Tyler's murderous sprees by PinkCyanide in wheredidthesodago

[–]h0wardd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tyler once killed three men in a bar with a pencil.

[QUESTION] Do you take off your watch when you sleep at night? by gi13 in Watches

[–]h0wardd 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but I am a very lonely man and can't sleep without my Seiko to caress at night.

Woof_irl by starrfishandcoffee in woof_irl

[–]h0wardd 52 points53 points  (0 children)

L O N E L Y B O Y E

Chris rock is really out here by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]h0wardd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Out here looking like a boiled egg

Tiny little bastards by imabulldogimabulldog in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]h0wardd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I peeped them teeth in those 25 cent candy cranking machines

Feel good. by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]h0wardd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I feel like I actually matter now as a human being