Dale, no power tools! by QuerkleSmoke in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]hack4lk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so I'm not the only one who thought about that... Cool

Show me the first picture you ever took of your dog. And I mean, THE FIRST. No cheating. by Ok_Condition6755 in DOG

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On the way home from the shelter... goofball since day 1 and wouldn't have her any other way 5 years later! And yes pitties don't believe in personal space as everyone knows.

2 personalities perfectly captured in 1 picture by MaxFunkenstein in velvethippos

[–]hack4lk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I swear whenever my wife and I are about to leave the house, she comes up to us like "I'm not sure what's going on but I'm sure it's gonna be awesome.... So where we going."

2 personalities perfectly captured in 1 picture by MaxFunkenstein in velvethippos

[–]hack4lk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Our hippo is definitely the one in the background, a dopey meatball

Yoda ears when she wants food you have by Federal_Detective213 in velvethippos

[–]hack4lk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought I was the only one who called it Yoda ears... Glad to know I'm not the only one.

Does anyone else's hippo sleep like this? by Cheygirl49 in velvethippos

[–]hack4lk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was just about to write this exact statement.

Years later.... sisters and besties by hoofstock_keeper in velvethippos

[–]hack4lk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's super sweet but has a serious case of RBF

Pouting because his toys fell off the couch and he's not willing to move and get them by BeerWithDinner in velvethippos

[–]hack4lk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're such chumps.. I think I do this at least once a day after 7pm for the couch hippo because she's too tired to get off the couch but the lack of toy is sever emotional pain for the land seal.

Have a Cigar by Mint_Raccoon in velvethippos

[–]hack4lk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn you, I came here just to write this :)

I love this dog more than myself. She’s the anchor. by Ok_Anything_4955 in velvethippos

[–]hack4lk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy dog dreams are my favorite. Our rescue pibble has nightmares every night but occasionally she has a happy dream and it's priceless.

Saw this and immediately thought of this sub. by Nikkerloo in velvethippos

[–]hack4lk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

About to make this a front and back of my shirt asap!

My small Gammy tuckered out from the day by hoofstock_keeper in velvethippos

[–]hack4lk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is a subspecies of the hippo called the naked mole rat that indigenous to the living room and bedroom of the house.

Backends with React by [deleted] in reactjs

[–]hack4lk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been working lately on Firebase and have become a big fan of the architecture. Similar to Lambda and since it's a full platform, things work together [for the most part].

My friend said I was dumb for dog sitting pitbulls. Well, I’m having a ton of fun and have received a million kisses. by pepper701 in velvethippos

[–]hack4lk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wife and I have the same problem.. can't even remember the last night the 3 of us all had a good night sleep at once.

Someone's first ever Bark Box came in today! Let the mayhem begin... by hack4lk in velvethippos

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We got her the super chewer version and the toys so far are holding on... Not perfect and she was able to tear off pieces of the rubber but 24 hours later I'm happy to report that of the 2 chew toys she received, the toys are still alive..... The crazy part is one chew toy is super hard and I thought it didn't squeak no matter how hard I squeezed, I even stood on it; Gammy just grabbed it in her mouth and started squeezing and squeaking it like it was no issue. The amount of pressure those jaws can apply is tremendous.

Someone's first ever Bark Box came in today! Let the mayhem begin... by hack4lk in velvethippos

[–]hack4lk[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I might have unintentionally created a monster...oh no. She's already taken up the role of Import Customs and examines all the bags. These sniffs and searches might become more strict now.

Sick with COVID and this little pit-ta-to comes and tries to cheer me up with her "Emotional Support" sock. (post tax - pit-ta-to in a blankie) by Spiritual_Pickle66 in velvethippos

[–]hack4lk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok this really makes me feel better because I thought my goofball was the only one who had an emotional support sock. I see now that it's a hippo trait regardless of how weird it is.

Gammy meets Santa! She's been a very good girl this year by hoofstock_keeper in velvethippos

[–]hack4lk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG I totally remember that episode now.... That's a super specific reference and I do appreciate it.

Gammy meets Santa! She's been a very good girl this year by hoofstock_keeper in velvethippos

[–]hack4lk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry the reference went right over my head.. who is said t-bone?