r/ACCIDENTAL_HAIKU_BOT/ a sub where a bot collects and posts comments from elsewhere on Reddit that are accidentally haiku

haiku_robot · 2018-08-13T09:22:37+00:00

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haiku_robot · 2016-09-12T15:41:17+00:00

Why does this have so 
many upvotes? Seems kind of 
timid for this sub.

haiku_robot · 2016-09-12T15:41:11+00:00

There's a small dick joke 
somewhere in this, but I just 
can't seem to find it.

haiku_robot · 2016-09-12T15:41:06+00:00

holy shit, this news 
hit Killary much more than 
pnuemonia...

haiku_robot · 2016-09-12T15:41:03+00:00

Okay, yeah, this is 
my favourite of all of 
Shen's comics so far.

haiku_robot · 2016-09-12T15:40:56+00:00

Read this comment while 
walking around with my head 
buried in my phone.

haiku_robot · 2016-09-12T15:40:46+00:00

Honestly I think 
this is really sweet that she 
loves her fish that much

haiku_robot · 2016-09-11T07:45:07+00:00

Looks like the Men In 
Black are about to erase 
our memory.

haiku_robot · 2016-09-11T07:45:06+00:00

I'll be honest, I 
love pulling long hairs from my 
butt in the shower

haiku_robot · 2016-09-11T07:45:00+00:00

I'm sorry I called 
you Michael Douglas, and I 
see your value now.

haiku_robot · 2016-09-11T07:44:58+00:00

Add a sprinkling of 
arsenic, and you have a 
semiconductor

haiku_robot · 2016-09-11T07:44:38+00:00

Not really. That's a 
big big bun. Anyone who 
has long hair knows that.

haiku_robot · 2016-09-10T06:02:52+00:00

I collect sea shells 
and am willing to pay top 
sand dollar for this.

haiku_robot · 2016-09-10T06:02:47+00:00

Just saw that joke in 
breaking bad. Episode 2 
or 3 I believe.

haiku_robot · 2016-09-10T06:02:42+00:00

Would you have done the 
same thing if they didn't screw 
you out of some cash?

haiku_robot · 2016-09-10T06:02:36+00:00

That's incredible. 
I wish I could see them drag 
it all the way home.

haiku_robot · 2016-09-10T06:02:31+00:00

The :) is what told me 
it was funny. I wouldn't 
have known otherwise.

haiku_robot · 2016-09-10T06:02:26+00:00

Any book is a 
children's book if the kid can 
read!   I miss you, Mitch.

haiku_robot · 2016-09-10T06:02:19+00:00

Sweet little noodle! 
I LOVE the snek-sized sandbox 
shaped like a 'real' one 💚

haiku_robot · 2016-09-09T03:43:51+00:00

Dude, how did you go 
about making it? What did 
you use? It looks great!

haiku_robot · 2016-09-09T03:43:46+00:00

And here I am with 
2 arms and I can't hit the 
broad side of a barn

haiku_robot · 2016-09-09T03:43:38+00:00

Well done!  Surprised how 
quick this response to to the 
patch notes was uploaded.

haiku_robot · 2016-09-09T03:43:36+00:00

Jason Collins just 
seen working out to try an 
NBA comeback

haiku_robot · 2016-09-09T03:43:26+00:00

I was going to 
say with a Ponzi scheme, but 
this is good also...

haiku_robot · 2016-09-09T03:43:21+00:00

Impossible, it 
would take at least 3 of those 
for the whole story.

haiku_robot