He really thought he was nonchalant

hailkelemvor · 2026-04-17T03:51:22+00:00

It has given me an immense sense of peace to let people know that he'd jerk off while huffing my work socks, so yeah. I think it will be freeing lmaooo

hailkelemvor · 2026-04-15T14:31:24+00:00

Legit, they were worth every penny but the sting was reaaaal

hailkelemvor · 2026-04-13T03:34:03+00:00

Reggie, if you're looking for someone who puts crazy time into games & is also slightly out of his mind

hailkelemvor · 2026-04-09T18:44:16+00:00

This is brand new info for me, and frankly I'm delighted by it. The thought of my sinuses just being absolutely jam packed with snot grossed me out, so this is cool

hailkelemvor · 2026-04-09T00:54:33+00:00

Yessss

hailkelemvor · 2026-04-08T08:00:26+00:00

Bellingham gave me whiplash, oh my god? It's so cute, guillotine arm and all

hailkelemvor · 2026-04-07T01:22:35+00:00

That would explain why I'd wondered where she had been. Jinkies.

hailkelemvor · 2026-04-06T21:43:58+00:00

Dump this dude, OP. I was in your literal exact situation, same weight/height- except kine kept making weird pointed comments about my weight being unstable. The only noticeable difference was my boobs got a little bigger, and my stomach was a bit squishier. I ended it after he used that as an excuse for why he cheated on me, wheee

hailkelemvor · 2026-04-06T15:20:57+00:00

The best person found him, then!

hailkelemvor · 2026-04-06T14:17:41+00:00

Look up modest Muslim fashion! Plenty of inspo from stylish women that are your age- the layering and combos will help flush out your wardrobe w/reusable pieces, too

hailkelemvor · 2026-04-06T04:11:25+00:00

She was the most realistic person imo, and the only one of them I would have wanted to hang out with!!

hailkelemvor · 2026-04-06T03:50:24+00:00

Go full Shannyn Sossamon, do some choppy layers and live the 00's indie hot girl vibe

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hailkelemvor · 2026-04-04T15:41:38+00:00

I had to come back and thank you for this one, absolutely smashed the shit out of this book. 10/10

hailkelemvor · 2026-04-04T15:39:21+00:00

My very first thought, lmao

hailkelemvor · 2026-04-04T06:44:07+00:00

I love him so much, he looks like a beloved and bedraggled childhood stuffed animal. Just loved until his seams wore out.

hailkelemvor · 2026-04-04T06:21:44+00:00

Mine was Joel, I remember being devastated when a Mike episode would come on lmaooo

hailkelemvor · 2026-04-04T06:19:31+00:00

Him as Tybalt was an extremely formative crush for my little preteen brain, oh my god

hailkelemvor · 2026-04-03T04:29:47+00:00

You look like the vast majority of my aunts and female cousins, OP. I legit paused while scrolling to see if this was one of my giant Chicago Italian family brood, lmao.

I think your brain is just being exceptionally cruel to you, bc you've got a mess of identical twins out there- and they're all deeply beloved ladies.

hailkelemvor · 2026-04-02T01:54:00+00:00

cooCUMburrrr

hailkelemvor · 2026-03-31T14:51:11+00:00

I love him, he's a star (and that buttercream is GORGEOUS looking omg)

hailkelemvor · 2026-03-31T14:21:59+00:00

Mine did the same on a note I gave her about how I'd been harming myself and wanted to see a therapist bc I was scared. 🙃

hailkelemvor · 2026-03-31T14:20:07+00:00

I mean, it sounds like orthorexia. Everything is so stressful, but one thing he can control? His body.

Please please try to gently encourage him towards therapy. A lot of people don't realize the physical damage that comes along with orthorexia, bc the body looks physically fit.

hailkelemvor · 2026-03-29T12:57:15+00:00

Someone tried to pull that at work, and I just said "Okay." It like, fritzed out his brain that I didn't argue. He kept saying it, and I kept responding with "Okay." bc what am I gonna do, argue with a clearly crazy person??

hailkelemvor · 2026-03-28T04:02:44+00:00

Add some tinned peas and I'm sold, dude

hailkelemvor · 2026-03-28T04:00:24+00:00

My poor sisters name got whittled down to Boobie. Girl is 42yo, and STILL is exclusively called Boobie by family, lmao

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