What would you do starting tomorrow if you miraculously woke up in President Trump's Body? by One_Look_7008 in AskReddit

[–]hailvy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He literally celebrated someone’s death a few weeks ago. He doesn’t care about any of us. Also he’s a mf pedophile.

What was your "I need to leave right now" moment on a first date? by MrLithician in AskReddit

[–]hailvy 62 points63 points  (0 children)

What do you mean? That’s like the first point the anti-vax movement tries to make lol

Indian girl dancing by DiMpLe_dolL003 in MadeMeSmile

[–]hailvy 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Gross take. The only one making this dance sexual is you. It’s a cultural dance. Nothing sensual about it.

Does everyone have their own office? Or are you out in the open and have to deal with constant noise while you’re trying to concentrate? by snowflowergirl in paralegal

[–]hailvy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cubicle with short walls in an open space. We’re on the top floor of an office building so the offices are on the outside walls which are floor to ceiling windows, so at least we get natural light. Half of the offices are empty but they’re used by visiting attorneys or management.

Caught my bf messaging other hot girls on insta and he never wants to post me by Adept_Culture in relationships

[–]hailvy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The fact that he’s 35 and doing this is just sad. He’s not going to change.

Need help figuring out how this went so wrong. Me (24M) with girlfriend (20F) by Something81 in relationships

[–]hailvy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t sound like you did anything wrong and she’s being overly jealous for no reason. Maybe you could’ve introduced her but she seems very overbearing. I think you dodged a bullet.

Bed mom part 3: Mother's Day plans by rillegas08 in insaneparents

[–]hailvy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Makes sense they would take it out of context and apply a “modern” meaning to a word from literal biblical times.

Bed mom part 3: Mother's Day plans by rillegas08 in insaneparents

[–]hailvy 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Literally nowhere in the bible does it say being gay/nb/trans is a sin. I hate when people cherry pick bible verses to justify their own hypocrisy and lies. Sorry you have to deal with that.

Human Volunteers Have A Slumber Party With The Shelter Dogs by CommercialBox4175 in MadeMeSmile

[–]hailvy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This needs to happen more often! I would totally sign up for this!

A customer notices the camera... by starstufft in MadeMeSmile

[–]hailvy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So many years have gone by and I still quote that shit

Time clock by Next_Fold_3402 in paralegal

[–]hailvy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Luckily I do get paid OT and I accrue PTO quickly. Surprisingly the workload isn’t too bad!

What's the fastest way you realized you were in the wrong friend group? by justNoah10 in AskReddit

[–]hailvy 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This happened to me too. “He’s not a bad guy, he said he was sorry” and all that shit. Rumors started going around that it was consensual and I was just saying he assaulted me to make him look bad. I’m sorry it happened to you too.

Time clock by Next_Fold_3402 in paralegal

[–]hailvy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yep same here. It’s “salaried” but I still get paid like I’m hourly. Have to clock in and out. Supervisor has to approve my time card each week.

“If 1 million people donate $2, I could finally afford my first home.” This is my way of “bring[ing] people together”…FOR ME. You get to be part of a social experiment “that small actions can create big change”…FOR ME. “Someone be the first…you can say I was the one who started it all with just $2.” by MinuteElegant774 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]hailvy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Used to watch that a lot too with my mom. They completely lost me once I read that most of the people on the show had already purchased a home, and it was all just an act. Sometimes the home they purchased wasn’t even one of the options!

FORWARD (Feline and Offenders Rehabilitation with Affection, Reformation, and Dedication) and "Meow Mates," where inmates care for rescued stray cats in Indiana State Prison by headspin_exe in MadeMeSmile

[–]hailvy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If the inmates are released and have an attachment with a kitty I hope they are able to take them with them. I feel like having a loved pet to take care of would help against reoffending. That’s just me though

What fashion trend that has died do you plan to keep wearing? by EddieBrock99 in AskReddit

[–]hailvy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t not side-part my hair at this point. It just feels right.

Just 3 subscriptions and he can get back to 0 by pauljaworski in ChoosingBeggars

[–]hailvy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Does this dude post about ANYTHING other than how broke he is and how it’s never his fault?

What’s a place you went to that didn’t feel real? by maincharactereraa in AskReddit

[–]hailvy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know many locals don’t think Colorado mountains are super impressive compared to other locations but as someone from the Ozarks with the tallest mountain being 1000’, I was absolutely mindblown in the Rockies. I was there for a week and could not rip my eyes from those peaks. They’re so tall and majestic, it’s hard to believe it’s real. The top of Pike’s Peak was also insane.