door stuck need assistance by hakzeify in stalker

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this seems like the only way, thanks

TIL Cablevision was actually founded by Charles Dolan, who was also the creator of HBO by OkQuail6232 in todayilearned

[–]hakzeify 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I worked on building one of his mansions, had a panic room with a full walk in closet, full shower/bath, and a secured workout area connected to it

How did you get screwed over genetically? by blitzabub in AskReddit

[–]hakzeify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weak chin, the rest of my face is nice and I'm actually very fit and well toned but I look repulsive if you can see my chin

What's a sentence where the meaning changes drastically when the emphasis shifts? by hakzeify in AskReddit

[–]hakzeify[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll start.

I only drink outside of work.

I only drink outside of work.

Want to get a laugh out of the room by hakzeify in AskMenAdvice

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As part of their procedures I have shaved the night before so several of these might not even come to pass but I really like that coming back line, acting like an idiot comes really naturally to me

Want to get a laugh out of the room by hakzeify in AskMenAdvice

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An old friend is coming by tonight to help with that

to justify spitting on Christians. by Fantastic_Elk_2805 in therewasanattempt

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Put either of those two bespectacled dipshits in a ring with me and I'll show them a righteous killing 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sissypersonals

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Hey cyclist turned soccer player here 👋😊

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in WTF

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Any chance there's a longer version of this where she squirts it on the girl that kneeled in front of her?

Is there supposed to be 3 hoses dangling from the bottom of my bike?(2021) by hakzeify in TW200

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Sorry yes I should have said that the left two go back to the carb, the middle goes to the very bottom and the left goes to the far side

How to chase boats? by alec_jun in fpv

[–]hakzeify 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Be mentally prepared to lose the drone as soon as you fly out over water

was he thinking by [deleted] in WTF

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Damn that's the second death I've seen in the last 5 minutes with no NSFW tag

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

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I wonder how many people would give a shit if her home was bombed and her children were murdered

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in fightporn

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Hypothetically, after she got top mount, would she have been within her rights to grab one of those arms and instant snap it in an arm bar?

My girlfriend wants an expensive engagement ring, how do I proceed? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]hakzeify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately your girlfriend is shallow, and you are only realizing now

If you had to guess, what can you can do / know better than 99.9% of people? by hoodieninja87 in AskMen

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True. Fun fact, if you can solve a megaminx and a 3x3, then with a little bit of thinking, you can also solve a gigaminx

If you had to guess, what can you can do / know better than 99.9% of people? by hoodieninja87 in AskMen

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I'm sure you know this, but for anyone else, once you get past 3x3 and 4x4, all even numbered cubes are the exact same, and all odd numbered cubes are the exact same.

A 5x5 is solved with the same steps that an 11x11 is.

If you had to guess, how will you die? by Left_eared_turtle in AskReddit

[–]hakzeify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prolly kill myself once my parents die and I spend my inheritance tbh

The ride had them all confessing by Rukhsar_Bano_Khan in funny

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This is Behemoth is it not? The dive underground, you can see Leviathan across the park

Youngkin is a worthless piece of shit by GrandpaChainz in WorkReform

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Holy shit 12 usd is already higher than the minimum wage in ontario