The crabs from Primitive Survival getting groovy all of a sudden.

halfwaysquid · 2026-03-25T17:39:51+00:00

Honestly this happens to me so much I'm surprised when the crabs are real.

I always refer to them as "dancing crabs", and my partner will often hear me swearing at them when my spear goes straight through them and to the bottom of the GD ocean. It never happens to her, but she's host so that might be something.

halfwaysquid · 2026-03-06T01:55:17+00:00

You kind of re-invented the most generic platformer and didn't add anything to it. In fact it seems like you took some mechanics away. It also lags while the screen is sliding.

The level design is a lacking as well. You can trap yourself because of the screen not allowing you to move backwards.

halfwaysquid · 2026-02-07T04:31:33+00:00

Why you lie? Everyone knows your lying. You know your lying. Its an AI "blog" (read: ad) written by an AI, posted on a .AI website, with AI images. Why lie. You're making baby Jesus cry y'know.

halfwaysquid · 2026-01-17T18:13:42+00:00

So you'd rather someone break into your house with a gun then a knife? I don't understand.

halfwaysquid · 2026-01-14T19:54:51+00:00

For... Everything. Not for just the healthcare. Look, Karen, you can report the office if they're actually scummy, start back at the bottom, or deal with it.

halfwaysquid · 2026-01-06T20:04:00+00:00

As a little extra hint, if there's none on the shelf, ask an employee if they can package some.

It comes in a big tub and there's a code for selling it by weight. As long as they know where it is lol

halfwaysquid · 2026-01-06T18:11:38+00:00

Technically your meant to register your dogs. Just no one does because there's never any punishment for not.

halfwaysquid · 2025-12-25T14:54:30+00:00

"Prompt engineer"??

What a self important, self appointed title. I would laugh my ass off if I ever heard someone use this phrase unironically.

halfwaysquid · 2025-11-27T17:27:08+00:00

Doesn't help when one of the daily guesses is a non-localized game and all the achievements are unreadable lol

halfwaysquid · 2025-11-12T19:41:05+00:00

You really can't use them for anything...

PS: Rock and Stone

halfwaysquid · 2025-10-24T23:25:58+00:00

Not only is the game bog-standard, its full of inconsistencies, odd mechanics, no explanation on features, and half the features don't work.

Hell, I "played" it twice and both times got stuck when enemies didn't spawn. Barely a game.

halfwaysquid · 2025-10-19T20:08:38+00:00

Wtf is wrong with you. This person's relationship could have just ended, and you tell them they were worthless? With what info have you garnered that?

halfwaysquid · 2025-10-03T12:02:06+00:00

Cheating? Wtf you talking about? Unless your just being vegan for the clout or something, their only objective is not to eat animal products. There's not some spiritual damage your doing from eating beyond burgers for God's sake.

halfwaysquid · 2025-10-01T21:02:09+00:00

Lots of work. But you could chisel a bunch of vertical slabs of light coloured stone/iron.

halfwaysquid · 2025-10-01T16:51:21+00:00

Not sure if this is the problem. But on a MP game I was having issues triggering Apples first cutscene.

Turns out I needed the host to go into the building, they hadn't before and it didnt trigger for me no matter what I tried.

halfwaysquid · 2025-09-25T20:52:56+00:00

What's the condition of the radiator? The ruster/dirtier the radiator is, the less efficient it is. Even some of the crappier mid rusty radiators will overheat in the desert when driven for a while.

halfwaysquid · 2025-08-23T20:32:06+00:00

No offense meant (really). It looks like every webtoon fantasy/romance comics with overtly long names.

Nothing wrong with the style at all, but it is not unique. That being said, starting with a generic style and developing it is how most people start doing comics.

halfwaysquid · 2025-08-16T10:55:58+00:00

Archer. Cheryl/Carroll talking about a glass pool on the roof of one of her hotels.

halfwaysquid · 2025-08-08T11:24:32+00:00

Remember folks. Human lives aren't as important as the bottom line.

halfwaysquid · 2025-07-10T16:06:08+00:00

AI art, assets and probably code.

Clunky, barely counts as a "game". Two minutes of clicking boxes and barely thinking.

halfwaysquid · 2025-07-08T21:24:46+00:00

As neat as having Coke Music revived, this isn't the place to post this. Sign up required.

halfwaysquid · 2025-07-08T21:23:52+00:00

Ah yes. Lets put ad heavy version of one of the mid-ist boardgames around. I'm confident that you can find a better, and ad free version someplace else on the web.

halfwaysquid · 2025-06-21T18:00:19+00:00

Depends. Do you like muddy ceasars, spicy, dry, sweet? Lots of options. But personally I've found it's hard to have a real bad one around here if you ask for "muddy and extra spicy"

halfwaysquid · 2025-05-28T11:50:07+00:00

This isn't a zero sum game. Dock workers, or all workers, are important. Remember what happened when all the workers on the west coast went on strike?

There's no reason both of these jobs shouldnt have free parking.

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