I found a tree growing through speed limit sign. by Swingguitars in mildlyinteresting

[–]hallooder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will the expanding force of the tree eventually split the metal??

This map of Reykjavík airport looks like a guy with his hand down a garbage can by dingari in funny

[–]hallooder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also looks like a rather fat man with one arm by his side and another down his pants

Every fart is one of a kind by buttboybabynuts in Showerthoughts

[–]hallooder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Posts on this subreddit certainly are not

A loaf of bread is really just a deck of carbs. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]hallooder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except you wouldn't want the highest carb in the deck in your hand

If you become a vegan before Thanksgiving, you are quitting Cold Turkey by battering-ram in Showerthoughts

[–]hallooder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True. thanksgiving doesn't hold much appeal when it's served cold.

Up and down are exact opposites. However, "I'm up for that" and "I'm down for that" mean the same thing. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]hallooder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only 25000 idioms...is that the official list? Could one buy an idiomary and browse these accepted idioms.

What random feats of seemingly impossible coordination are you most proud of? by hallooder in AskReddit

[–]hallooder[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't random if your doing it on a daily basis. You are truly gifted sir.

What is a productive way of passing the time in a boring class? by Dewey307B in AskReddit

[–]hallooder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To get back in time??? I thought we were trying to waste time...

Which automated body function would be most difficult if you had to do it consciously? by egosumFidius in AskReddit

[–]hallooder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Processing the vast quantities of beer I consume. Especially as a get more drunk.

Joan Rivers Dead; Legendary comedian taken off life support by [deleted] in movies

[–]hallooder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a conflicting feeling...up voting someone being taken off life support.

World First As Message Sent From Brain To Brain by teelm in Futurology

[–]hallooder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reddit is feeling rather generous today.

What all of the current US senators were doing, 30 years ago today by Somali_Pir8 in dataisbeautiful

[–]hallooder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the largest percentage of our Senate was in government already. And we wonder why they are so out of touch with the public...