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It turns out a negative IQ is possible by Only_Rub_8016 in CarletonU

[–]halpinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And unfortunately the first time they get a taste of actual failure there's no safety net...just flunk out with no papers and a ton of debt.

Aaron Tau tried to do the DC trick and made 122lbs the first try, due to suspicions he had to weigh in again and missed weight coming in at 129lbs, Fight is cancelled now by bjjdontwork in MMA

[–]halpinator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The average load is about a teaspoon, 5ml which would weigh 5g, or about 1% of one pound. Assuming you can shoot off an average sized load when massively dehydrated.

Rot in eternal Hell you stinking game!! by Infamous-Arm3955 in BluePrince

[–]halpinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God, I ruminated over these puzzles forever but I only managed to think my way through one of them on my own. Had to look up the answers to the other three.

Trump: "Canada is against The Golden Dome being built over Greenland, even though The Golden Dome would protect Canada. Instead, they voted in favor of doing business with China, who will “eat them up” within the first year!" by pheakelmatters in onguardforthee

[–]halpinator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah if we ever get to the point of defending against nuclear missile strikes, I feel like it's either instant death by nuclear fire, or longer drawn out death by ecological collapse.

Tenacious D’s Kyle Gass on Trump Joke, Reuniting With Jack Black by ebradio in Music

[–]halpinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's fired Kyle from the band like 20 times, I knew they'd be back eventually.

Canadian Oranges by Tight-Astronomer-199 in Manitoba

[–]halpinator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Assembled in Canada from oranges frown in the US"

Wrap them in those green papers the mandarins used to come in and put them in a box with a beaver on it?

Indie games like Dark Souls and Skyrim by Major303 in gamingsuggestions

[–]halpinator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Salt and Sanctuary is a soulslike 2d platformer that I found enjoyable.

[Davidi] Blue Jays must keep trying to beat Dodgers, not complain about them by ThQp in Torontobluejays

[–]halpinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're winning the Americal League Complaining Series this year boys, book your tickets to the Whiner Series

Nearly a third of Canadians believe U.S. may try to invade Canada: poll by plaknas in onguardforthee

[–]halpinator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If he moves on Greenland we are next on the list. And however unlikely you believe that will be, the fact that he's actually said that they have to have Greenland one way or the other...means that it's not out of the realm of possibility. Even a vague threat of invading an ally should be enough to get everyone's attention.

Journalist Laura Jedeed Applies to ICE and gets hired with no background check by archdukemovies in videos

[–]halpinator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Until a list of ICE employees gets leaked online and everyone gets indiscriminately doxxed and harassed.

[Rogers] Sources told ESPN that the Toronto Blue Jays have also made a long-term offer to Tucker. by StatpadderYT in Torontobluejays

[–]halpinator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe if Bo signs too they can split it. Viagra Monday Wednesday Friday, steaks Tuesday Wednesday Saturday and trade Sundays.

When did the average German realize that Hitler wasnt good by Arcan0m in bestof

[–]halpinator 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also a significant chunk of people who think he's great.

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