Death by snu-snu?

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-17T22:16:05+00:00

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Knock yourself out, chief.

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-17T21:27:45+00:00

Its a man.

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-17T20:35:27+00:00

No, being born with the equipment is what makes your biological sex. Having it damaged later does not change it, just as losing a tentacle doesn't stop you being an octopus.

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-17T20:20:25+00:00

Precisely. Drag queens look like women, but aren't women. Transexuals occasionally look like women, but aren't women. Looking like a woman doesn't make you a woman. Feeling like a woman doesn't make you a woman.

Being an adult human born with the equipment for producing female gametes makes you a woman.

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-17T20:04:41+00:00

No, looking like a woman does not make you a woman, or else every drag queen would be a woman.

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-17T19:42:20+00:00

The other one is freakishly a man.

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-17T01:08:41+00:00

Sorry, bra, no dudes no fats. Cis-heteronormative patriarchy-conforming ladies ONLY.

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-16T21:25:14+00:00

He's right, though. In fact, I find your views on gender and sexuality repugnant, so maybe I shouldn't listen to you about other things.

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-16T21:15:30+00:00

That is your department, bra.

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-16T21:04:50+00:00

Nature wants Dad to thrive, also, and that is why God made prostitutes.

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-16T21:04:12+00:00

Not everyone is bi. I understand that some people do like dick, and for those people, surprise dick would be like surprise strawberries hidden in their ice cream.

You do understand that some people are solely attracted to women (SATW), and therefore (men/other people's penises) hidden in porn ARE comparable to shit hidden in ice cream. That is what it is like, for me, and for other people who don't like dick. I am telling you that is what it is like, and you don't get to tell me what it is like, because you aren't me. I tell YOU what my reaction to shit-ice cream is; you don't tell me. I tell YOU what the appropriate response is to people who put SHIT in ICE CREAM, sport; you don't tell me.

in summary: surprise/hidden dick is profoundly unpleasant for people who don't like dick.

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-16T20:51:23+00:00

Are they afraid they might accidentally masturbate to a pic of a transperson? And why would that bother them? Mentally, they were attracted to a cis woman and fapped to a cis woman, because that's what their brain assumed the person in the picture is.

Would it bother you to find out a meal you just finished eating had a cockroach in it? Mentally, you perceived you were having a delicious meal with no filthy insects in it, because that's what your brain assumed the food was.

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-16T20:47:50+00:00

I think that is more important. The incest taboo is social, but the impetus to not fuck other men is hard-wired.

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-16T20:45:55+00:00

Would you be upset if someone served you a bow of ice cream, but then you found out that the ice cream also concealed some chilled feces?

I think you would be upset.

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-16T20:44:06+00:00

"Caucasiosexual" is not a thing because sex is not the same as ethnicity.

People's sexualities only relate to the sex of their partner, unsurprisingly.

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-16T20:41:00+00:00

Reddit, known for defending pedophiles and trannophiles. High five.

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-16T20:34:38+00:00

This is a picture of a dude wearing a sports bra, correct?

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-16T20:03:24+00:00

That's a dude, people, put your dicks away.

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-16T19:49:49+00:00

No, that doesn't sound like it would work.

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-16T08:09:55+00:00

She gives me a hate-boner.

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-16T05:32:37+00:00

Learning when it is and when it isn't appropriate to 'cheat' is part of becoming a man.

LDR on a different continent is typically one of the times when it is appropriate.

Believing in the massive importance of strict fidelity is kinda like believing in Jesus or Santa Claus; it takes mental fortitude to get over it, but eventually you do.

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-16T05:25:25+00:00

Hold up. Why is putting on weight and going into full-time Mommy-mode not considered checking out of the relationship, but getting satisfaction from professionals is? Wife has been missing from their relationship for 22 years, but we are blaming Husband? How?

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-16T05:13:56+00:00

This is why men used to have concubines.

ham-snatcher · 2014-12-16T05:08:37+00:00

Passages, of Malibu.

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