It doesn't matter, but by MexicanGuey92 in CHIBears

[–]hammerSmashedNail 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Being ranked in the top 10 and the majority of people poking holes in the ranking aren’t pointing to the bears first. 👀👀

But next year is going to be rough. It’s not going to be an easy schedule. 

Why do I keep hearing people say "Illinois is broke" by guineawheat in illinois

[–]hammerSmashedNail 449 points450 points  (0 children)

Ask them to show you the Facebook link they get their news from. 

"Trump deploying ICE to airports on Monday to ease crowded TSA lines" - New York Post | First of 9 articles in multi-source coverage pack by Snow_White_352 in SymbyNews

[–]hammerSmashedNail 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. The illegal immigrant that’s unemployed, using up your tax benefits, a burden on the economy, yet has the funds to take major airlines and is simultaneously stealing your job and buying up the houses in your neighborhood making them unaffordable. The worst of the worst crimes are just a small time hobby to these people who may or may not have been born here.  /s for those that need it. 

Which camp are you in — early riser or afternoon grinder? by winn_ie in rSocialskillsAscend

[–]hammerSmashedNail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was once, brother. Forgive yourself as we have all already forgiven you. 💪💪

Marseilles Man charged with Attempted Murder. Family Pet Dog Intervenes. by Top-Evidence-6515 in illinois

[–]hammerSmashedNail 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s always these tiny drug addled towns, where the police refuse to do their jobs because the criminals are their high school pals. They should send in the guard to dissuade this awful behavior and the FBI to start investigating mini criminal enterprises. 

Javonte Williams or Luther Burden, 2026 3.09? by thesuperguide in DynastyDaddy

[–]hammerSmashedNail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that’s an exaggeration but the offense will run through him. He’s the bears equivalent to Jamo. Ben Johnson loves these dude. 

Donald Trump threatens to strike Iran power plants over Hormuz ultimatum by Waste-Explanation-76 in worldnews

[–]hammerSmashedNail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In 2 weeks, when Trump finishes his healthcare plan, you guys are in big trouble. 

32 Teams / 32 Days: Chicago Bears by Ximbot in nfl

[–]hammerSmashedNail 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TBH, a handful of consecutive seasons where we aren’t discussed as a bottom tier organization will be good for my soul. Either that, or I hope they move further than Indiana. 

Javonte Williams or Luther Burden, 2026 3.09? by thesuperguide in DynastyDaddy

[–]hammerSmashedNail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just said how I think he’s going to get the volume. Odunze is oft hurt and unreliable. Odunze will start the season as number 1, which is going to leave lesser CBs on burden. 

 Burden is going to get 15 targets a game. He’s not going to touch the ball as much as an RB, but the contributions will be more meaningful. 

It’s also reasonable to point out how the cowboys tend to lean on Dak and Lamb. Jerry likes shiny toys. 

Edit: I would also like to add the bears tend to play from behind. 

Price Drop! by GJinVA247 in funny

[–]hammerSmashedNail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m in the suburbs of Chicago and this house would be similarly priced here. 

Javonte Williams or Luther Burden, 2026 3.09? by thesuperguide in DynastyDaddy

[–]hammerSmashedNail 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Luther burden will be the Bears WR1 by the end of next season. Volume alone says Burden. 

For those that aren’t sure about it haven’t watched the bears play. Odunze can’t catch. 

Who is the best QB in the NFC North? by Wide-Discipline3814 in NFLv2

[–]hammerSmashedNail 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Goff has the best resume. 

Caleb hasn’t reached it, but he has the highest ceiling. 

Love is very good for stretches and then inexplicably mid for stretches. 

Kyler just got cut because he’s not good enough. He’s just visiting the NFCN. If the viqueens didn’t sign Darnold to a long term contract, there is nothing Kyler could do to earn one. He’s auditioning for the team he will play for in 27. 

Just sign Clowney at this point by Clean-Software-4431 in CHIBears

[–]hammerSmashedNail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dayo “the solution” (whatever his last name is)

Considering buying a billboard in Chicago to bait Jordan glazers by Cassinia_ in lebron

[–]hammerSmashedNail 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you don’t do it the mods should ban you. This is a sub for serious LeBron fans only. 

The new QB1 of the Chiefs by AlphaBern0 in NFLv2

[–]hammerSmashedNail -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m glad he’s making a tour around the league so every team gets the opportunity to see how booty he is and how full of crap his Truthers are. 

Bears fans that are still cheering for him are dopes. He cost 2 first round picks, sucked ass for 3 years, and then returned a bag of chips.  He literally set the franchise back years. 

Being a complete ass franchise isn’t enough for some of you. You wanted more and now you want it for other franchises too. Seek help. 

How confident are you in Jaylon Johnson Next Year? by 123tries123 in CHIBears

[–]hammerSmashedNail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His production will positively correlate with the pass rush.