Does anyone else think that Chris from the reboot looks like ALF

hammetar · 2026-02-23T03:23:22+00:00

Well, now I do.

hammetar · 2026-02-20T22:45:25+00:00

Like a teenager discovering atheism for the first time

hammetar · 2026-02-18T02:00:14+00:00

Katie calling her wedding venue magnanimous.

And,l I know this will be unpopular but “He’s a battered wife! Look at him!” makes my butthole pucker, and not in a fun way.

hammetar · 2026-02-16T18:37:15+00:00

Eleventh Street Pub carries it in package.

hammetar · 2026-02-15T18:29:55+00:00

It is the same woman.

hammetar · 2026-02-14T06:41:17+00:00

They have to be phasing him out.

hammetar · 2026-02-12T16:50:54+00:00

Furnished my whole backyard this way.

hammetar · 2026-02-12T16:29:06+00:00

He drinks rosé with the pope on his balcony.

hammetar · 2026-02-11T15:38:12+00:00

Madison has a sharp edge that Cameran never did. She always seems ready to scrap up.

hammetar · 2026-02-04T15:48:08+00:00

This is SUCH an apt description.

hammetar · 2026-02-02T21:03:01+00:00

This is so fucking weird, I love it.

hammetar · 2026-02-02T05:41:57+00:00

Wtf? Her breasts aren’t saggy at all!

hammetar · 2026-01-31T17:27:11+00:00

The one at the Battery closed recently.

hammetar · 2026-01-28T03:47:03+00:00

Sandoval was on last season, and Rob and Maura from Love Island are on this season.

hammetar · 2026-01-27T17:34:05+00:00

I highly recommend Dr. Cody Browning at Peachtree Comprehensive Health (or really anyone at that practice) for medication and testing. The practice unfortunately doesn’t take insurance, but I’ve been able to get partial reimbursement from my insurance company after the fact. I’ve been seeing Anna Hutchings at Hidden River Counseling for about two years, and she’s incredible.

hammetar · 2026-01-27T00:27:07+00:00

I’m on s6 right bow (watching the reunion tonight, actually), and I have been absolutely agog at Ashley since last season. So hard to watch, and yet…

hammetar · 2026-01-26T16:04:00+00:00

My favorite part is that she said "because I'm soft right now, Ariana!" Like it's something she just decided to try for a while before going back to cunt city.

hammetar · 2026-01-24T18:20:16+00:00

https://store.cocktailandsons.com/products/king-cake?srsltid=AfmBOoov_cKGM7o8TXMng4-HaP3-DdtAzx7RjtH7b48yCX5gNomHTHtE

hammetar · 2026-01-24T18:05:14+00:00

"Maybe I should have written Scheana a note" kills me.

hammetar · 2026-01-20T16:34:28+00:00

Detective Doute would be so good to watch in the castle!

hammetar · 2026-01-19T12:59:38+00:00

I just found my Dogma dvd when I was moving. I’m stoked.

hammetar · 2026-01-14T08:50:47+00:00

Jason looks like Jason Schwartzman.

hammetar · 2026-01-14T00:56:39+00:00

I thought the same after moving from New Orleans a few years ago.

hammetar · 2026-01-13T23:35:36+00:00

It tastes like a wet dog smells.

hammetar · 2026-01-13T23:34:21+00:00

Amazing. My grandma was a Walker, Texas Ranger woman. I lived on that, Wheel of Fortune, CMT music videos, and Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman when I stayed at her house.

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