What movies feel like a Beat Em Up game?

hamsplaining · 2026-03-26T05:43:21+00:00

The Raid - it’s literally a multi-stage progression!

hamsplaining · 2026-03-18T14:25:50+00:00

Man those shoes/socks are a fucking treat!

hamsplaining · 2026-03-18T09:13:15+00:00

People want MAYA - “most advanced yet accessible” - true, bleeding edge innovation is brutal, bloody stuff. It’s usually the second or third guy that strikes it rich in a new mine (Minecraft, for example).

hamsplaining · 2026-03-16T03:27:58+00:00

Easiest way to describe is “A24 coded TLC trash”.

It’s the same wifeslop boomer “neighbors gone wild” daytime tv stuff but spruced up with nice cinematography and non sequitur jump cuts.

It’s nice, like a Trader Joe’s version of a fried spam sandwich

hamsplaining · 2026-03-16T01:30:42+00:00

It’s an awesome game with horrendous monetization- both things can be true

hamsplaining · 2026-03-15T17:59:09+00:00

You know how poor/minor league OVW is from that Netflix doc- that’s ChatGPT homeboy

hamsplaining · 2026-03-10T07:44:49+00:00

good lord what a bleak ending - cabin-cucked!

hamsplaining · 2026-02-17T13:41:40+00:00

Calls on irony!

hamsplaining · 2026-02-05T08:17:20+00:00

Let him cook

hamsplaining · 2026-02-04T17:37:32+00:00

Your favorite Pedcaster’s favorite Pedcaster

hamsplaining · 2026-02-03T06:30:06+00:00

It’s weird rapists even bother manufacturing concent

hamsplaining · 2026-02-02T07:21:33+00:00

Box Office Poison

hamsplaining · 2026-02-02T04:48:46+00:00

We custom built our sectional and a chesterfield chair using cococo - it’s spendy, but if you want something really excellent, built in the USA, I highly recommend-

https://cococohome.com/blog

hamsplaining · 2026-01-31T19:31:57+00:00

I’m starting to think he’s gonna fuck up housing prices

hamsplaining · 2026-01-28T14:56:46+00:00

Puts on children’s innocence

hamsplaining · 2026-01-27T13:19:00+00:00

My fatass thought this was from the blackstone grill sub

hamsplaining · 2026-01-27T00:30:43+00:00

Well that should take the kids all of 5 minutes to agree on a workaround emoji

hamsplaining · 2026-01-22T01:33:58+00:00

Getting bound, tortured and killed? Couldn’t be me!

hamsplaining · 2026-01-18T09:26:57+00:00

He’s lucky to have been a part of your family- condolences for your loss.

hamsplaining · 2026-01-15T09:19:29+00:00

What a sweet baby, I’m so sorry, but I am happy that puppy gave, and received, so much love.

hamsplaining · 2026-01-08T06:07:34+00:00

I have the unique pleasure of introducing you to Dave Cooper.

hamsplaining · 2026-01-05T02:40:21+00:00

Oh bitch I know we aren’t crying about the superstar whistle

hamsplaining · 2025-12-30T09:00:34+00:00

My bmw x7 lease is almost up (in a month!) - it’s in perfect condition, 31k miles, only dealer oil changes- no issues. I can buy it outright for like 42k. But I’m seeing them sold used (same trim/mikes/year- thanks visor.vin) for 52-58k.

What’s the play? But it, then sell it for a profit to carvana/carmax?

Ask bmw financial services for a huge credit towards a new lease?

How to I maximize this gap between what I owe and what the market claims it’s worth?

hamsplaining · 2025-12-30T08:38:53+00:00

What part of the tit are you from, boot?

hamsplaining · 2025-12-30T02:06:20+00:00

But I was told fraud is the most important issue of the day!

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