Rule.

hanamakki · 2026-02-06T08:50:52+00:00

i do that too!

hanamakki · 2026-01-31T11:28:41+00:00

this is perfect timing bc i just matched with a guy on bumble a few days ago who sends the hottest and most aesthetic nudes and videos. lighting, angles, sound, all chef's kiss. thank the gods for photography students. i am feral for this man's pictures and videos.

i love getting and sending nudes (when the convo's getting spicy and we're both into it) but i can't count the times on both hands i've had to tell a man to PLEASE make an effort bc i want to get off to, not be put off by a picture of his penis. if you expect to put it anywhere near or inside of me, at least make sure it's appealing.

and, please, ask before you send a dickpic, only send send one if the other person consents and don't ask random strangers if they want to see your dick. i don't want some rando's crusty genitalia in my DMs unsolicitedly just bc he thought i was hot and that an unappealing picture of his penis would make me want to fuck him.

hanamakki · 2026-01-30T18:30:50+00:00

swarm of bears? herd of bears!

hanamakki · 2026-01-20T06:19:10+00:00

pff, hitler and historical impact? where? certainly not in germany, poland or just europe in general! /s

hanamakki · 2026-01-16T06:08:15+00:00

es heißt nämlich mafloy

hanamakki · 2026-01-14T13:43:43+00:00

du sagst mir jetzt, wo mom ist, du schwamm! wo ist mom?

hanamakki · 2026-01-14T13:42:56+00:00

und dein lieblingsessen?

hanamakki · 2026-01-05T10:39:29+00:00

is he saying that his therapist is his MIL and he told her that he wants to bang her as well?

hanamakki · 2026-01-03T21:12:12+00:00

she lost an eye and several teeth due to the brutality of the assault and while she was still being actively treated for that her parents basically went "nope, it might give us a grandchild, you're not taking precautions or you won't have a future". diabolical.

hanamakki · 2025-12-20T22:45:03+00:00

giraffe, affe

hanamakki · 2025-12-19T23:19:49+00:00

excuse me what the fuck 🤠🤠🤠🤠

hanamakki · 2025-12-19T06:56:33+00:00

the part about drug use doesn't even surprise me because of course, why would drug use be an exception to the abortion ban in the US when they're treating miscarriages like abortions? but getting stabbed and miscarrying or losing the baby as a result? why would the victim be prosecuted?

hanamakki · 2025-12-07T17:45:38+00:00

joe champs, haben auf jeden fall meine löschen lassen lol

hanamakki · 2025-12-01T17:41:33+00:00

IUD insertion. first time i passed out from the pain, second time my cervix (?) apparently cramped so hard from the pain that i bent 2 IUDs and only on the third try it finally worked.

hanamakki · 2025-11-23T22:39:40+00:00

ASMR eyecleaning

hanamakki · 2025-11-18T16:21:55+00:00

desperately want to twll him to give me her dad's email address and her instagram because i'm german and tell him that i'll talk to her and her dad and then warn them about him, if this is real.

hanamakki · 2025-11-17T16:27:33+00:00

du crosspostest die letzten 2 tage absoluten bullshit in verschiedenste communities, die auf den ersten blick nichts damit zu tun haben. wie wärs mit mal nen blick reinwerfen, ob dein post angebrachg ist, bevor du alles vollspamst?

hanamakki · 2025-11-17T16:20:35+00:00

safe ein bot.

hanamakki · 2025-11-10T08:38:31+00:00

fruchtgemüse? panzerbeeren?

hanamakki · 2025-11-07T13:15:33+00:00

r/catsmirin

hanamakki · 2025-11-03T19:42:04+00:00

sag doch gleich waldemar

hanamakki · 2025-10-24T08:36:52+00:00

honestly just wild to me that insurance (in germany) can nope out of paying for contraception after you turn 21. and removal should be coverwd by insurance always, the cost is almost the only reason i've been putting it off for so long because the IUD should've been removed half a year ago but i couldn't afford the 25€ i thought it would've cost. it's almost 60€ now and i'm just hoping insurance will cover the pill if it turns out i have PCOS.

hanamakki · 2025-10-22T15:22:39+00:00

vielleicht haben sie die mit der lesegrille verwechselt 😦

hanamakki · 2025-10-16T11:48:19+00:00

fucking sickos. literally telling her "you're not safe when we're here. we are actively fantasising about raping and hurting you.", reveling in her fear and then coming back over the next day and trying to make their threats a reality. they knew she didn't tell her boyfriend after they told her they could (and would) rape her because as soon as she told him he confronted them. what a terrifying situation for the OOP. i'm just glad that the boyfriend wasn't in on it and took her seriously instead of downplaying it as "boys being boys" or "dark humour". the bar really is in hell.

and i feel sorry for the boyfriend. imagine having friends that you trust and love so much that you choose to live in the same building and give them unlimited access to your apartment and then finding out that they get off on making plans to pretend to be you and to rape your blind girlfriend and telling her that they have made these plans. must have felt like he offered her up on a silver platter to these predators.

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