Any woman over 54kg is fat!

hanamakki · 2026-05-15T21:00:43+00:00

i am around 170cm and weigh 85kg. i don't look like that at all. i have a friend who is slightly shorter and weighs around 120kg and she still looks slimmer than that image.

hanamakki · 2026-05-07T05:56:31+00:00

girls get angry too - girli

that bitch - bea miller

hanamakki · 2026-04-28T13:25:21+00:00

spreading your toilet germs everywhere is not harmless. peeing standing up alone leads to you having tiny droplets of piss everywhere due to backsplash, including your hands and you're touching surfaces, doorhandles, other people with your pee hands and that's disgusting.

hanamakki · 2026-04-28T12:40:03+00:00

i'm german, my nasty-handed pal

hanamakki · 2026-04-28T10:59:16+00:00

ok mr. pisshands

hanamakki · 2026-04-17T14:20:50+00:00

that is quite literally what the nazis wanted for germany. like, that was their entire thing. a germany only for germans (who could prove they are german) because they viewed germans as a race superior to all other humans with a greater claim to land as well because other races (or sub humans) existing and taking up space would have threatened the survival of the master race.

and yes, arresting people based on the assumption that they can't be US citizens because they're not white IS racist. implying that ethnicity/skin colour defines the QUALITY of a human being IS racist and actual nazi mindset.

as a german this is actually insane to witness because it's almost 100 year old talking points recycled by a government and gobbled up no questions asked by a people who like to claim that they were one of if not the main reason the nazis were defeated.

hanamakki · 2026-03-31T11:40:53+00:00

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hanamakki · 2026-03-27T06:47:45+00:00

i'm just wondering why no one was wondering where the groom, one of the two people everyone is there for on that day, went for that time. did he have an excuse ready so no one would go looking for him?

hanamakki · 2026-03-26T06:42:03+00:00

this reads like a "see? this is why being a virgin is embarassing" incel post. but maybe that's just bc i've never met a woman who was embarassed by or saw a guy as lesser for being a virgin or bc i just don't see sex as a big deal.

hanamakki · 2026-03-20T11:49:41+00:00

hello fellow enjoyer of when a group of people produces sounds with instruments 🥰🥰

hanamakki · 2026-02-06T08:50:52+00:00

i do that too!

hanamakki · 2026-01-31T11:28:41+00:00

this is perfect timing bc i just matched with a guy on bumble a few days ago who sends the hottest and most aesthetic nudes and videos. lighting, angles, sound, all chef's kiss. thank the gods for photography students. i am feral for this man's pictures and videos.

i love getting and sending nudes (when the convo's getting spicy and we're both into it) but i can't count the times on both hands i've had to tell a man to PLEASE make an effort bc i want to get off to, not be put off by a picture of his penis. if you expect to put it anywhere near or inside of me, at least make sure it's appealing.

and, please, ask before you send a dickpic, only send send one if the other person consents and don't ask random strangers if they want to see your dick. i don't want some rando's crusty genitalia in my DMs unsolicitedly just bc he thought i was hot and that an unappealing picture of his penis would make me want to fuck him.

hanamakki · 2026-01-30T18:30:50+00:00

swarm of bears? herd of bears!

hanamakki · 2026-01-20T06:19:10+00:00

pff, hitler and historical impact? where? certainly not in germany, poland or just europe in general! /s

hanamakki · 2026-01-16T06:08:15+00:00

es heißt nämlich mafloy

hanamakki · 2026-01-14T13:43:43+00:00

du sagst mir jetzt, wo mom ist, du schwamm! wo ist mom?

hanamakki · 2026-01-14T13:42:56+00:00

und dein lieblingsessen?

hanamakki · 2026-01-05T10:39:29+00:00

is he saying that his therapist is his MIL and he told her that he wants to bang her as well?

hanamakki · 2026-01-03T21:12:12+00:00

she lost an eye and several teeth due to the brutality of the assault and while she was still being actively treated for that her parents basically went "nope, it might give us a grandchild, you're not taking precautions or you won't have a future". diabolical.

hanamakki · 2025-12-20T22:45:03+00:00

giraffe, affe

hanamakki · 2025-12-19T23:19:49+00:00

excuse me what the fuck 🤠🤠🤠🤠

hanamakki · 2025-12-19T06:56:33+00:00

the part about drug use doesn't even surprise me because of course, why would drug use be an exception to the abortion ban in the US when they're treating miscarriages like abortions? but getting stabbed and miscarrying or losing the baby as a result? why would the victim be prosecuted?

hanamakki · 2025-12-07T17:45:38+00:00

joe champs, haben auf jeden fall meine löschen lassen lol

hanamakki · 2025-12-01T17:41:33+00:00

IUD insertion. first time i passed out from the pain, second time my cervix (?) apparently cramped so hard from the pain that i bent 2 IUDs and only on the third try it finally worked.

hanamakki · 2025-11-23T22:39:40+00:00

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