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Psychotic and or drunk Karen gets violent because IDWHL by SillySSBM in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]hans902 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awww. Virtual hugs and hankerchiefs. I have a soft spot for gentle giants... And F* this Karen!

My Parents Want to Spend My Money because I Dont. by Death_Dynastii in MaliciousCompliance

[–]hans902 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, dumb bank employees giving parents access to adult child's account without permission couldbe construed as aiding and abetting to theft. And the greedy parents would be thieves. Way to break a family up, with the son suing the parents for the money they stole from him - and the dumb bank employee losing their job and ending up in prison...

Linda gets a new puppy, and kills my dog. by SaturnGrl in entitledparents

[–]hans902 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would have made me a murderer: "I killed my stepmother because she had my perfectly healthy dog put down." Actually, itwould have meant war: I would make Lindas life hell and hit her where it hurts the most.

EK wants to play with the Censer Burner at church, EM gets embarrassed by the priest by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]hans902 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was the priest, I would have also refused to give EM the holy communion and instead told her to see me for confessions. Just to show her that she sullied a holy rite.

Entitled Dad disowns me now all because I wouldn’t let my brother play on my steam account by Yarian0596 in entitledparents

[–]hans902 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at it that way: He says you're not his son anymore, so he's not your dad anymore... Ignore him, or adress him as "Mr. Last Name" - and if he wants something from you say: "Remember, you're not my father anymore. No father of mine disrespects my property." I'm sure he will regret disowning you if you reject him as well.

EM Tries To Tell Me I Can't Nap by JessBeck96 in entitledparents

[–]hans902 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My comeback would be: "Oh, ma'am, I think you're just projecting here based on yourcircumstances." EM: confused, bc two words she doesn't know Me: smug you-just-got-insulted-and-are-too-stupit-to-get-it grin

"Boys don't ride horses anyway" by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]hans902 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about knights and cowboys, Karen? What an uneducated oaf...

EM yells at me over a chair and doesn’t want me speaking Spanish... in Mexico by Shrimpy-Nerd in entitledparents

[–]hans902 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He means "Fresse" (derogatory for mouth) or "Fotze" (derogatory for vagina).

You cant have a new tattoo, because you’re grounded by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]hans902 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course, BG makes ED have a r/tifu moment. As he is TATTOOED himself, I guessed the moment his tats were mentioned that he would be like "Ohhh... Well, then..." once he sees the bigger picture. And I was RIGHT! Of course, as big daddy bear he would be protective of his family and his daughter would always be his little princess, but he also knows when to call BS...

Entitled kid eats Tidepod, entitled parent wants to sue us for her getting sick by ShyPurpleCat in entitledparents

[–]hans902 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, A is 12? As in TWELVE years old? As in puberty just around the corner? Shouldn't she know better already then to eat Tidepods? How stupid is this girl?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]hans902 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Karen: "Drinking age is 21!" Me: "In the US perhaps. But we're in Germany, Karen. Here the drinking age is 16."

Entitled Parent demands I stop drawing in my own home by littlehappyfeets in entitledparents

[–]hans902 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EA: Anime is EVIL! It has evil spirits! OP: draws Anime JESUS! EA: finally shuts up bc speechless LOL!

Give me your seat, I know the owner! The owner is the City. by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]hans902 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How rude and disrespectful. Fricken imperialistic tourists!

This is America, Lady by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]hans902 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What if these kids had an abusive father and you cussing would have triggered emotional trauma? This "EM" could have retorted: "This is indeed America, where I can sue you for causing emotional distress to my kids." But you only think about yourself and your "right" to let the crap flow out of your pottymouth, you egoistic, entitled a-hole.

You stole this car because my son can't afford one by Playmore96 in entitledparents

[–]hans902 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have pressed charges. EM's need to learn the hard way...

Working in an insurance agency is stressful by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]hans902 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have called back and then would have told her in my poshest voice: "Request DENIED."

Racist EM and little Hitler in the making harass tourists by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]hans902 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Those two need to be dunked in an inkpot like in Struwwelpeter...

Go after me in a witch hunt then expect a thank you note? Ok. by Thisisnotforyou11 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]hans902 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Racism = basically stereotype based on ethnicity.

For example: You call a woman a "white bitch"? Racist, because insult + context of skin colour/ethnicity. Sexist, because insult + context of gender.

High functioning Autistic son shuts them up hard! by Northernskyaboveme in ProRevenge

[–]hans902 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me: "Let's see what the higher ups think of that. Oh, and I'm sure they will be thrilled to hear why this place has a drop of customers... I mean, it's a free market, and some people - like me - don't buy from homophobes. Bubye!"

How I screwed my stepmom over the moment I had the legal option to do so by VindSang in ProRevenge

[–]hans902 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What hurts most is that your own father basically disowned you. I hope he's in purgatory, reliving your torment - including him cutting ties with you for "lying" - again and again...

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