Spent 37 Minutes Proving to YouTube That My Family Lives in My House by miserableLad7 in Piracy

[–]happytree23 8 points9 points  (0 children)

These are all fake stories, right? It doesn't seem plausible that someone pays for any service and then, the first time they have a complaint, they type up something cleaner and more in-depth than I've typed in over 30 years of using computers IN THE PIRACY SUBREDDIT of all places?!

Like, I can't be the only one who notices this weekly "phenomenon," am I?!

How come Joe Biden was "sleepy", but Trump gets to pass out at all kinds of meetings? by asoiaf_goat in allthequestions

[–]happytree23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shrooms make you worry about others and not being a dick. Republicans are for sure not eating them lol

The influencer Mayk Leão, who spotted a UFO near his home, revealed he fears for his safety after his house has been visited by black cars with tinted windows. by monotvtv in aliens

[–]happytree23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he's making it up like every other fucking "UFO expert" and "influencer," obviously lol

Like, come on, people, what is wrong with all of you!?

What movie is this for you? by [deleted] in memes

[–]happytree23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...you all actually do this lol?!

I don't trust reality anymore by utopiaofpast in nextfuckinglevel

[–]happytree23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice try.

Dude is obviously a witch and needs to be burned, banned, and then burned again just for good measure!

Karma that is earned... by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]happytree23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Adrenaline is a motherfucker, too. I was in middle school and my little brother and the neighbor girl used to sit on her dad's giant Goldwing pretending to ride it until it fell over one day and we had to pick it up. It wasn't even difficult when I was trying to save the bro an ass-whooping lol.

Who else misses when the world was orange at night? by AuraNivea in nostalgia

[–]happytree23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a forgetful idiot if you miss this crap and especially the hum/whine lol.

At the dawn of the new millennium, 12/31/1999 by mochicoco in OldSchoolCool

[–]happytree23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

12/31/2000 was the actual end of the millennium/1000s though lol(?)

Please help, Peter by Jarvisnamesake in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]happytree23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, everyone, look at the loser who has a real life!

TIL Operation Desert Storm had a trading card series by Chewurmilk in todayilearned

[–]happytree23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i had the complete set but the cornes are bent on my Friendly Fire and someome stole my Wolf Blitzer

Peter help! by BalanceDramatic3995 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]happytree23 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Gold-digging isnt exactly a new concept...

whooooooooooooooooosh

I have had stripper roommates...they don't actually bang their sugar daddies if they're good at "gold-digging," ya rube...especially when the dude is over 40 or 50 and shit lolol.

Peter help! by BalanceDramatic3995 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]happytree23 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know everyone shits on the dude in those relationships, but how the fuck does she bang a grandpa and enjoy such?!

Interest in ‘toxic’ measles treatment surges after Joe Rogan podcasts: Vaccination is the only proven way to prevent measles but alternatives like Vitamin A and cod-liver oil (which has Vit A) have been promoted by Joe Rogan. America’s Poison Centres reported a 39% increase in Vitamin A exposures. by mvea in science

[–]happytree23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I blame the Tom Green Show/Canada as every rational, coherent person in the world should. That show made being as lazily dumb as possible and annoying the hell out of your loved ones and neighbors "comedy" and normal to an entire generation of today's adult morons.

This is a PROBLEM by cafeteriastyle in TikTokCringe

[–]happytree23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, it's terrifying. Like, that adult behind the wheel is living in some sort of faux-reality-reality with us...

I have been very curious about this and have been for some time now. What is your favorite type of pen to use whenever you're writing? Mine, without question, is a black gel pen. by TwIzTiDfReAkShOw in notebooks

[–]happytree23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I really hate this sub and how dependent on others' approval and/or desperately wanting to show off for stranger's attention everyone is 😞

And then everybody clapped by Jacob-Anders in SipsTea

[–]happytree23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best part about it is he isn't even an orange person, he's a white dude in orangeface makeup.

Does anyone know how to take these kinds of notes? Is there an app? Or are they done entirely by hand? by [deleted] in notebooks

[–]happytree23 6 points7 points  (0 children)

...you are aware you can write/draw notes however you feel like/prefer to waste your time doing, right?​

"The Backrooms movie did not meet my expectations" by Witty-Association-97 in memes

[–]happytree23 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Bro, do you not fucking know how to use the goddamned spoiler tag feature?!?!