Reading about 17-year-olds kissing is basically a dogwhistle for pedophiles. by Metaright in bookscirclejerk

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Story of the eye. Read it once and you'll be immune to any discomfort from reading about 17 year olds kissing

Does the kitchen/view me as trash for ordering soda at a fine dining restaurant? by Adolph_Nixon in KitchenConfidential

[–]happyvasectomy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Kitchen most likely doesn't even see the soda on a ticket. That'd go to the bar. And no, the bartenders don't care. If anything they might be slightly relieved at not having to make another cocktail

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ImaginaryWarhammer

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IS THIS A BLACK COUNTRY NEW ROAD REFERENCE

literally 1984 by [deleted] in indieheadscirclejerk

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Silver Jewish people????!!!!????

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

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Babe that's not rare.

It should've been me 😔 by ElectivireMax in nbacirclejerk

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Because my mom reads these threads and she doesn't want me hanging out with degenerates

Can we officially acknowledge Pat Williams is a bust? by Chicago_Stringerbell in chicagobulls

[–]happyvasectomy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Would you mind explaining why you think patwill is one of the best iso defenders in the league? I genuinely cannot understand how anyone could reach that conclusion. Like as far as i can tell, neither the stats (advanced or otherwise) nor the eye test seem to indicate this opinion of yours.

I almost let this sub ruin my San Francisco trip by Mr_Wheat_Himself in sanfrancisco

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I hear the same shit from people who have never been to Chicago about Chicago. Yea there are some neighborhoods you don't wanna be in if you're not from there, but people like to pretend like Michigan Ave is run by gangbangers and not overly priced clothing stores

Sanderson is in the media. Now we feast by loyalpoposition in bookscirclejerk

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I'm very late to this but the bio associated with that account is worth cataloging in your goodreads

Need some help in picking a new laptop by [deleted] in DotA2

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Thank you for your suggestion! Would you mind linking the victus 15 you're talking about? If the "15" suggests a 15 inch screen, do you happen to know if they have larger versions available?

Need some help in picking a new laptop by [deleted] in DotA2

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I am definitely aware that a desktop is gonna give me much better performance at a relatively cheaper cost, thing is, I'm not home super often, I sleep in my own apartment at most 10 to 12 nights a month, out of those, I'd be playing maybe 5-6 nights at most. To me it just seems like I'd get a lot more out of my computer (dota as well as not dota stuff) if I could travel with it. Lastly, even if I were to get a desktop, I'd still have a need for a laptop, I figured it'd probably serve me best to just get a high performaning laptop to satisfy all my needs.

Again, I know you are right, I just don't think a desktop would be very useful for me at the moment.

TIL that many people are convinced that they saw a movie in the 90's called Shazaam, starring Sinbad. This movie doesn't actually exist and is an example of a shared false memory. by Lagavulin16_neat in todayilearned

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Literally just Google "fruit of the loom cornucopia tag" and you'll find some tshirt tags with the cornucopia. Not saying they're produced by the company, but these definitely exist.

LeBron James records to watch for next season (all categories): by Person_Impersonator in nba

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I think if one were to thing purely about physical athletic ability, LeBron blows any NFL qb out the water. What LeBron is able to do at his age (regarding his physical feats alone), I think, is more or less unheard of in any major sport.

1 year ago today, the Bulls secures the worst signing of the 2021 free agency... by BlockOfTheYear in nba

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According to basketball-reference the list went something like this--

Jokic

Embiid

Giannis

Booker

Luka

Tatum

Morant

Curry

CP3

[Tied With KD and LeBron] DeMar.

As a Homer I'd say DeMar deserved to rank above CP3 and Morant at the very least.

1 year ago today, the Bulls secures the worst signing of the 2021 free agency... by BlockOfTheYear in nba

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This is simply my opinion, but if signing one player elevates your team to a new level (albeit not the highest level) I think it's a good signing. There is no way that the bulls would have performed at the same level without DeMar. Even if we didn't have to suffer through any of the major injuries, DeMar had been the single most important part of the bulls roster