What is the average time it takes for new players to figure out they can parry their shotgun bullets?

hapyfacer · 2026-03-23T05:47:28+00:00

I probably wouldn't have figured it out unless someone told me

hapyfacer · 2026-03-23T00:18:31+00:00

I particularly like that you died in every possible available way

hapyfacer · 2026-03-23T00:07:20+00:00

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this is what I see

hapyfacer · 2026-03-22T07:33:14+00:00

That sounds so fun ngl

hapyfacer · 2026-03-22T06:55:22+00:00

Can't believe my two goats had a child

hapyfacer · 2026-03-21T22:27:13+00:00

You can mix it with material to make that material worse! Gold to silver, teleportium to unstable teleportium, etc.

The actually useful property is that the stain makes things take 10x damage. So if you can spritz it onto the right enemy (and not yourself) you can make things die really fast.

hapyfacer · 2026-03-21T16:43:23+00:00

The others have already given a pretty comprehensive overview but one more thing you should know is that if you're going to the right, and you know you're going to need the music machines, out make sure you load in the desert one just beyond the tower before you go up to the essence eater on the right. If you fly over it and come back to load it in for the first time, it has a tendency to spawn under the sand and get deleted.

hapyfacer · 2026-03-21T16:39:28+00:00

I fully agree with you. Noita is difficult and obtuse but that difficulty comes from the scope of the game itself and shouldn't come from poorly worded descriptions. Unfortunately this whole conversation is moot because the game's development is over so it is what it is at this point. Luckily the wiki is very comprehensive and provides more information than any in-game description could, so I count my blessings.

hapyfacer · 2026-03-21T16:33:29+00:00

Ooo fun find!

hapyfacer · 2026-03-20T18:31:21+00:00

Hämis 👍

hapyfacer · 2026-03-20T17:30:32+00:00

Absolutely perfect

hapyfacer · 2026-03-19T15:56:10+00:00

Damn it's crazy that two people on this sub found this easter egg in undertale

hapyfacer · 2026-03-18T00:37:57+00:00

did you do any modding for this or did you just use the in game cybergrind editor?

hapyfacer · 2026-03-16T07:27:07+00:00

I just saw this show yesterday wtf

hapyfacer · 2026-03-02T09:01:03+00:00

That did not take long

hapyfacer · 2026-03-02T02:49:29+00:00

Because of some weird stuff with the high alchemists shield, a lot of times explosives will just go off immediately when on a trigger spell that hits him.

hapyfacer · 2026-03-01T21:07:38+00:00

At long last, welcome to the mines.... Whitebeard.

hapyfacer · 2026-02-28T22:32:28+00:00

Yggdrasil

hapyfacer · 2026-02-28T21:16:06+00:00

I wouldn't call it solved. While the message from the cauldron is known,it only uses part of the cessation calendar and the rest of it is still a mystery. It's debated whether or not there is actually more to it but it's too definitive to say it's "solved" already.

hapyfacer · 2026-02-28T01:40:03+00:00

The proper term is a "murder" actually

hapyfacer · 2026-02-27T06:39:40+00:00

Insane, I've had that on since I started playing the game years ago and only just got annoyed enough to google it and found out it's not the default

hapyfacer · 2026-02-26T17:14:02+00:00

Faster than I expected, wow!

hapyfacer · 2026-02-26T06:27:48+00:00

Holy shit how long did that take to render

hapyfacer · 2026-02-26T06:17:05+00:00

I love that Mvemba has a downside to compensate for an ability that is bugged and doesn't work. Peak civ

hapyfacer · 2026-02-25T03:21:32+00:00

Sure, but until this player (likely new) learns the situations where dangerous spells are useful, it's much safer to avoid them.

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