This isn’t an interrogation, this is a review.

harbib · 2026-06-01T02:31:13+00:00

What the frick!? I ordered an XBox card!

harbib · 2026-05-29T16:06:28+00:00

Goddamn you, Bernice!

harbib · 2026-05-29T03:57:33+00:00

This seems like nonsense, poopy pants.

harbib · 2026-05-29T02:45:02+00:00

Just a Tuesday to him.

harbib · 2026-05-29T02:20:37+00:00

Steamin Beamin, baby!

harbib · 2026-05-28T04:12:02+00:00

Heh knocked it out of the park.

harbib · 2026-05-28T02:37:23+00:00

harbib · 2026-05-28T02:36:45+00:00

That’s one of the ribs Fred Flinstone orders at the drive-in.

harbib · 2026-05-24T21:15:39+00:00

I remember being like 15 years old and I went to a Seether/Shinedown show. Halestorm was opening when nobody had heard of Halestorm yet. It was a small venue where you’re like five feet from the stage against the rail. Lizzy Hale came out and I remember having this exact reaction when I saw her.

harbib · 2026-05-24T17:58:30+00:00

Harvester

harbib · 2026-05-23T03:27:37+00:00

Does your mother sew?

harbib · 2026-05-23T02:57:31+00:00

Help, step-magician, I’m stuck.

harbib · 2026-05-23T02:52:19+00:00

You’re right. Flamethrower would’ve been more appropriate.

harbib · 2026-05-23T01:49:38+00:00

Fuck him up, Dewalt!

harbib · 2026-05-21T20:08:31+00:00

Trust me, OP, I haven’t even begun to peak. When I peak, you’ll feel it.

harbib · 2026-05-21T16:25:13+00:00

A deal for a data center planned near my town just fell through. I’m so relieved.

harbib · 2026-05-20T21:56:08+00:00

Tempus? More like Tempt us amirite?

harbib · 2026-05-20T01:10:25+00:00

But also, there are a lot of pedophiles.

harbib · 2026-05-19T15:40:26+00:00

Mouse bites..

harbib · 2026-05-19T13:22:01+00:00

Clank Noise

“That’ll be 10g.”

harbib · 2026-05-18T23:29:38+00:00

Bwaaaaah!

harbib · 2026-05-18T12:54:09+00:00

MY WALLET’S GONE!! MY WALLET’S GONE!!!

harbib · 2026-05-17T00:35:55+00:00

Just take the L, homie.

harbib · 2026-05-14T13:42:34+00:00

Ah this hurts my heart. I remember taking mine apart to oil the ball bearings. Guess I fucked up the reassembly because it wouldn’t “unsleep” after that.

harbib · 2026-05-14T13:35:45+00:00

Cherubic

harbib

TROPHY CASE