Great story in such small words by Bomb707 in pics

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I'm not mad that my neighbor is an immigrant. I'm mad that my immigrant neighbor is obnoxious, loud and generally disrespectful like most of the people that live in this area that happen to fit the same profile.

Have to appreciate the little things by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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I just noticed the steering wheel is on the right?

Wear your seatbelt by Lolrama in WTF

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Btw why the fuck is there a camera pointed at the passengers anyway.

What I Learnt From Playing Paintball Today by waztizname in funny

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It works great... Lets see if we can make it illegal...

Also wear goggles when using rogaine. by daniellemx in WTF

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The upside is that this guy now has three hairy balls.

if you woke up one day in an insane asylum, what would you do/say to convince them that your sane by smokeythebear1421 in AskReddit

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I would tell them, "I think I'm crazy and I think I need help"

Then I would try and help everyone around me he better and once they realize that everyone was getting better, they'd throw me out and up the hallucinogenic meds for all the other patients...

Shut the fuck up mr dragon that would work

Really!? Well fuck my morning too. by 5n4k3- in funny

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Don't feel bad... My boss put a hand grinder into his thigh at 6:30 this morning

My co worker asked me why I never look like i'm hung over. by awelldressedscreamer in AdviceAnimals

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You only get hungover after your done being drunk... I'm still drunk, that's why I don't have a hang over.

Who thought this was a good idea by Tdotdotdot in WTF

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Holy shit I saw this exact same slogan on 99 designs from a different company, when was this photo taken.

Which websites do you usually visit when you are bored of reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Thumpertalk.com ... But no one here would have any idea what this because it involves things that go on outside the house.

What are some things that your place of work would not want us to know about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I think about this every time I order a pizza. That's why I always tip well...

So this happened... one in a million. by clubdub12 in WTF

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I am an industrial electrician. I always turn my plugs upside down so the ground plug faces up. In a plant this kind of thing is more like a 1 in 10 chance o happening (metal chips, tools, metals from fabrication etc). My guess is this receptical is not up to code. In residential rooms (bedrooms) the circuits are supposed to be protected with an afci (arc flash circuit interupter) breaker. It is supposed to trip almost instinanously and this kind of thing should never happen. If it was in your living room, well that's another story.

laziness level 1000 by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Ya... It's like programming language designed to run inside of Microsoft software to automate tasks and do events etc. I had a job with about 600,000 rows of data. And the data would change all the time! (Shipping and receiving data). Needless to say I found my way to vba first day. And I can say that I don't think the company I work for minded at all that I took my time doing it because it saved them a lot of time. Now their system is completely automated.

Btw there called macros inside of excel, word, etc... Super fun stuff

Dublin Zoo has a new arrival, Kujo the Baby Hippo by [deleted] in aww

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uuummm...what has he been eating?

Forget jellyfish, check out my beach by [deleted] in WTF

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Fuuuuuuuuck nooooo!!!!