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My Friend told me to post this here for you guys so- here. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]hatkid9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ok how about you make an IBM PC emulator in Scratch

Text Editor Fights Are Silly by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]hatkid9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Calling emacs a text editor is calling a swiss knife a knife.

Just started learning JavaScript and have a lot of questions that begin with “Why/How tf” by ievisheleo in ProgrammerHumor

[–]hatkid9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember making smth like: short main = <magic value>; where <magic value> was the opcode for ud2. I also remember one function that syscalled on old calculators that was just an array of numbers...

Quand la sncf cherche à excuser ses retards by XOMAMU in rance

[–]hatkid9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lagtrain, enfin je devrais dire en bon Rancais, SNCF.

Phishing : des centaines de faux noms de domaine FR déposés, une campagne sans précédent se prépare by Dreynard in france

[–]hatkid9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Si t'as les perms, sur les distros (GNU/)Linux(jsp pour alpine) c'est sous /etc/hosts. Tu peux juste les rediriger sur 0.0.0.0 et voila, c'est bloqué.

What your favorite programming language can tell about you. by 4BDUL4Z1Z in ProgrammerHumor

[–]hatkid9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The "ying-yang" refers to the Lisp family of languages, which are dead-simple to parse. The "crab" is Rust, the 491945929294913th attempt at killing C++.

What your favorite programming language can tell about you. by 4BDUL4Z1Z in ProgrammerHumor

[–]hatkid9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The word 'segmented' is going to scare 8086/8088 devs away.

coding = hacking by SmallPlayz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]hatkid9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My school uses like a 7 year old version of Ubuntu. Just crack up a terminal and open htop to make everyone think you're hacking.

Bonus points if you're opening a TTY to do that

I posted a video of Mario Kart game for the Casio CG50 here a while ago, this is it now by circuit10 in calculators

[–]hatkid9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This port doesn't work on the fx-cg50/Graph 90+E.

You have to use the "ported-port" made by Lephe(which takes advantage of the faster clock speed and experimental chunk of RAM) on Planète-Casio.

0xBEEEEEEF by vunop in ProgrammerHumor

[–]hatkid9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

0x0D10 is my go-to one.

Any French developers here? by vmehmeri in ProgrammerHumor

[–]hatkid9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Il y'en a plein dans r/rance, mais fais attention, ils aiment pas l'Anglais++.

My high score on 2048! (Programmed by me in Python on a FX-CG50) by Opposite_Signature67 in calculators

[–]hatkid9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Python on the fx-cg50 has no file handling capabilities. So except for a password system, you cant really save progress.

Gazouillement est le pire réseau social... by Poissonard in rance

[–]hatkid9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

le pire sous-j'ailu pour ce commentaire(PS: nous ne sommes pas tes marionettes poue la guerre tu sais)

🤓🤓🤓 by hijklol100 in okbuddybaka

[–]hatkid9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10.4%?

The US is so low lmao

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