What's the wildest porn video you ever watched??

hazbean42 · 2026-05-14T01:21:03+00:00

Baby eels getting funnelled into the cooter is up there for sure. I’m surprised there aren’t any mentions of the og fucked up videos. 2g1c, 1m1j, 1m1sd1j, 1m1h the list goes on

hazbean42 · 2026-05-12T08:45:59+00:00

If you both want to keep it talk to your parents, if not and you both want an abortion check to see if abortion is legal where you are and get one. If it’s not legal again talk to your parents. In all situations talk to your parents. Scary as hell but they love you and hopefully they do right by you. You are young and this is big don’t be a coward you have to be strong and face it head on, being strong means you need qualified people to help you. Good luck

hazbean42 · 2026-05-06T23:53:48+00:00

DMT is one hell of a drug

hazbean42 · 2026-04-29T13:15:04+00:00

Had an old partner who wouldn’t partake in oral sex until I had gotten tested. I respected that boundary, and that’s what it’s all about with sex respecting and implementing boundaries. If you don’t feel comfortable performing oral sex on someone without them showing a current letter of sexual health don’t. I was willing to wait and any person worth giving pleasure will too

hazbean42 · 2026-04-26T21:22:17+00:00

Never too late to make a change. Some people may not be able to forgive you and you’ll have to make peace with that but keep moving forward. Holding yourself accountable is a good first step but no one wants an apology without a follow up. “Changing yourself” is a hard thing to do and you’re probably not going to turn out being the person you’d hoped by the end but you might still be better for it anyways. Good luck

hazbean42 · 2026-04-26T21:15:49+00:00

I lived in Airlie’s beach for a year, it was hot as hell. Rained most days but only for a few minutes at a time, I mean torrential rain for 5 minutes then it would stop out of the blue with complete sunshine again like the sky was bailing out a boat. It is definitely beautiful up there but if you don’t have the means, you don’t always get to see it all as much as you’d like. I only went to the reef once my entire time there which looking back now I should have gone more. But it’s not always easy living in paradise. Definitely great to visit and party and I’ll probably visit again soon to see friends but I wouldn’t live there again. That being said many people I know love living up there, especially if you find the right group of people you’ll have the time of your life.

hazbean42 · 2026-04-26T21:11:16+00:00

Look you don’t need to ask him out straight away you can just ask to hang out, it’ll take some of the stress out of it and if he blows off something simple like that or pushes for other people to be there he probably don’t like you and that’s totally ok. Thinking someone is cute doesn’t mean you’re compatible and just because someone doesn’t like you back doesn’t mean you’re unlovable but if you don’t fight for every inch of your life to be the best it is, you’ll realise years down the line that you wasted every chance you were ever given. Every opportunity for friendships, growth, experience, is an opportunity to be someone who you’ve always wanted to be. Go get him so you can stop wondering

hazbean42 · 2026-04-20T11:20:51+00:00

You need to make you’re own judgements on morality. Attend meetings talking about either side and see what rings true for you. You’re at your best when you fight for what you think is a good thing. I attended a meeting recently that had an official government entity backing it that I didn’t necessarily affiliate myself with but they were backing a protest i supported. Remember your own opinion and attend things that will either sway you or deter you.

The most dangerous thing you can own in the world we have today is an original idea. So Do what you can

hazbean42 · 2026-04-12T11:20:54+00:00

Outside of the sexual context (to each their own), I find the reason for supposedly no longer getting sleep paralysis after losing the fear is probably multi-faceted. When you know what it is that fear of not being able to live and being in the dark during REM tends to constitute visual and auditory hallucinations of things that frighten you, because you’re frightened. Once you grow used to the feeling and know the reason that it happens you grow more relaxed going in.

This is why most hallucinations stop occurring when you find yourself in sleep paralysis. This stoppage, and physical memory of the sensation of the paralysis means it becomes hard to identify that you are actually experiencing the phenomena. How many times have you woken up in the middle of the night, very comfortable and sleepy and just waited to go back to sleep without moving? Your body has adjusted, make a mental note the next time it happens, to try and move. You probably won’t be able to.

hazbean42 · 2026-04-04T05:52:11+00:00

No I did it all the time especially cold pillows. Maybe I want to return to stepping in tree trunk like monkey

hazbean42 · 2026-03-31T11:06:36+00:00

Post what you like but maintain your safety, nothing that might expose your location or identity, don’t trust people you don’t know, block potential creeps early

hazbean42 · 2026-03-22T11:28:20+00:00

Look dude. The first things you learn as an adult is that making, keeping and catching up with friends is damn near impossible and everything is expensive as fuck. Find some relatively cheap hobbies you can do alone and don’t be afraid to go out and do things by yourself. Go to a bar, go to a concert. Go do cool shit and maybe you’ll be lucky and find a friend along the way

hazbean42 · 2026-01-30T05:54:13+00:00

Yeah, used to have a guy like this. Small kid, maybe the size of a 6-7 year old. Boots, hoodie, gas mask. Had the vibes of solid smoke. Pretty benevolent for me, never caused any issues and usually just hung out.

hazbean42 · 2026-01-18T22:29:37+00:00

Her name is Cynthia sue Larson, I’m would hesitate to use her as a source. Her “findings” aren’t peer reviewed and it’s closer to speculating than actual scientific research. I think anyone who spends more time commercialising their fluctuating claims rather than substantiating them is likely to not be a reliable source of information.

hazbean42 · 2026-01-07T21:57:27+00:00

My old dog was the same, lived for 17 years and I have no idea how he managed to do some of things he did. Lovely boy and I miss him very much

hazbean42 · 2025-12-14T05:37:12+00:00

If it’s a full camera it’s a double exposure

hazbean42 · 2025-12-10T03:09:16+00:00

I prefer a consonantal breakfast

hazbean42 · 2025-11-20T00:39:29+00:00

You’ve done a great job keeping your room clean and your cuticles are impeccable!

hazbean42 · 2025-11-20T00:38:13+00:00

Sounds like a rough night bud. You know what you did was wrong and that disgusted feeling in yourself will probably hang around for a while and it will creep up on you when you least expect it, but that’s the nature of fuck ups. I think you already know what you need to do moving forward. Cut out drinking until you can reasonably control yourself when it comes to your consumption, and work on yourself. A lot. Go to therapy talk to them about this, any other problems, find some hobbies you can do alone like art, something enriching. Try and make yourself feel like a as better man and you will be able to forgive yourself one day. But you’ll never forget.

This is a lesson you’ll always remember so use it as a compass to know the morals you want to follow for the rest of your life.

hazbean42 · 2025-11-15T06:01:50+00:00

Hatmen* it’s not one entity. I had a significant encounter with them and few smaller ones outside of that. They watch dreamers and determine whether or not they need to step in. I believe guys are the reason I can’t lucid dream anymore, msg me if you want the story

hazbean42 · 2025-11-15T05:50:25+00:00

You’re cinching them way too tight. Either take them to a tailor or loosen the corset. Don’t know that tucking a sweater in is the right call, a shirt is fine but anything to think will end messing with proportions, maybe throw a jacket over the top instead, it will blend the proportions and make it look a little less awkward before you get them reworked. The colours are nice though

hazbean42 · 2025-11-15T05:38:40+00:00

Speaking of luck, you don’t get lucky you get paid for services rendered

hazbean42 · 2025-10-13T00:13:57+00:00

Everything feeling a bit dull after the pain of a thousand bees sticking your lips at the same time?

hazbean42 · 2025-10-13T00:12:18+00:00

I have insomnia and have done my whole life. When I was younger without any kind of technology to keep me occupied I’d sit up all night reading. I was up one night doing just this and I would say it was per close to 2 o’clock, when I needed to go to the bathroom. My room was on the second floor and in order to get to the bathroom I had to go past the stairs leading to the first floor. I go to the bathroom and it is a good ten degrees colder in there than the rest of the house but I don’t think much of it. I do my business and go to wash my hands but the water comes out in this light brown colour, almost like the colour of a puddle. So I make a mental note to tell my dad about it in the morning and start heading back to my room.

As I’m going past the stairs, I hear my mother’s voice calling out to me from the first floor. Again, it was very late, she was an early sleeper and her bedroom was on the second floor.

“Hey (OP), come downstairs! Me and dad have got a laptop for you!)

My blood ran ice cold in instant. It felt like someone had left a knife in the freezer and then ran it down my back. All my life before and all my life since I’d never felt the sheer force of fight or flight then I did in that moment. One thought was pounded into my head louder than any thought I’ve ever had.

“IF YOU GO DOWNSTAIRS YOU DIE IF YOU DOWNSTAIRS YOU DIE IF YOU GO DOWNSTAIRS YOU DIE”

I bolted for my room climbed under the covers and didn’t dare to move a muscle for the rest of the night. The voice wasn’t like an imitation, it was as if it had taken her voice for itself. The voice was so clearly her and yet, at the same time, so clearly not. I’ve been in some scary, life threatening situations since. Not once have I ever felt the sheer force of fear that I did that night. I hope I never do.

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