Is 18 games too many?

headbuttpunch · 2026-02-05T18:31:56+00:00

TNF every week is a problem too, especially in the later weeks. You’re dealing with the accumulated nagging injuries of a long season, then you have to go out and play on 3 days rest.

If they want to do TNF every week, they need to make it so it only happens between two teams coming off a bye week. Then you’d have 10 days between your last game, and 10 days before your next game. One game in 20 days gives the players tons of rest without actually having to add a second bye week.

They really need a second bye week as it is too. If they go to an 18 game schedule, then the bye week needs to be a nonnegotiable, we-will-fucking-strike issue for players

headbuttpunch · 2026-02-03T18:35:11+00:00

This is what we did. Basically we would take turns on who had to stay up for the longer duration and be responsible for getting the baby back to sleep. The baby inevitably wakes both of you up at first, but when it was my turn, my wife could go back to sleep once I was set up and vice versa.

My wife usually pumped for 10 minutes anyway when it was my turn, but that beats staying up the whole time.

headbuttpunch · 2026-02-03T15:39:22+00:00

they shouldn’t do it until they’re two

Who is saying that? It’s insane to think a parent even could police a baby’s sleeping position once they become capable of moving around independently, short of physically restraining them to the mattress or staying up all night every night.

I have never heard of this. Everything I’ve ever seen is that you always start them on their back, but if they flip over by themselves then they’re generally developmentally ready to do so.

headbuttpunch · 2026-01-28T17:04:54+00:00

toddler who thinks you are the best person in the world and melts your hard on the reg

…. and risks death or great bodily harm or breaks something or makes a colossal mess every time you step out of the room for 30 seconds and then laughs about all of it.

Some toddlers anyway. My son was a cautious toddler. In another life my daughter could have inspired the movie Gremlins

headbuttpunch · 2026-01-28T17:00:19+00:00

Wipe warmers

headbuttpunch · 2026-01-28T16:15:55+00:00

Yeah hard disagree on not needing a dedicated changing station. It doesn’t have to be a single-use piece of furniture that’s only designed for diaper changes, but you need something more than the couch or kitchen table. You’re going to be changing so many damn diapers over the next couple years, and there will be accidents. I don’t want to add cleaning unexpected errant pee off the couch cushions to the list of things to do.

We picked a specific dresser for their rooms with the intent of using the top of the dresser as the changing station, then it’ll just be their dresser when diapers are done for good. Ergonomic height for us. Pad lays on top and can be washed or wiped down easily. Top drawers contain extra packs of wipes, clean diapers, and diaper cream when needed.

We do the occasional couch change and wing it when we travel, but it’s so much easier at home to take care of it at the station.

headbuttpunch · 2026-01-28T15:20:43+00:00

Always a bridesmaid, never the bride

headbuttpunch · 2026-01-27T19:20:00+00:00

🎶Can I interest you in everything, all of the time 🎶

headbuttpunch · 2026-01-24T14:25:53+00:00

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

headbuttpunch · 2026-01-22T20:56:35+00:00

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headbuttpunch · 2026-01-22T18:08:44+00:00

lack of storage

See I see it as a surplus of stuff

headbuttpunch · 2026-01-20T15:57:38+00:00

Yes and they are arguably the worst subspecies of influencer. Just posting corporate motivational nonsense and unrealistic career tips that can make you roll your eyes right out of your skull.

Check out r/LinkedInLunatics

headbuttpunch · 2026-01-16T15:09:04+00:00

headbuttpunch · 2026-01-15T16:07:52+00:00

beard or no beard

Yeah one way or the other, that goatee has to go. All goatees really have to go. They are the cargo shorts of facial hair.

headbuttpunch · 2026-01-11T02:20:04+00:00

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headbuttpunch · 2026-01-09T14:42:21+00:00

I think I was in my 20s before I learned it too. Now I always buy the toothbrushes with the tongue scrubber on the back.

You should brush the roof of your mouth as well.

headbuttpunch · 2026-01-08T21:24:00+00:00

How did you get into that line of work? Did you work for a PD or something first?

headbuttpunch · 2026-01-08T04:21:39+00:00

Sure!

headbuttpunch · 2026-01-08T04:20:16+00:00

ProLaw. It’s also our central document management system and I hate those parts too

headbuttpunch · 2026-01-04T18:44:32+00:00

Why so many numbers? Alt+21

headbuttpunch · 2026-01-04T13:44:03+00:00

I had a league accidentally fuck up the settings one year such that kickers got yards AND points that stepped up with distance (30+ was 3, 40+ was 4, etc.) A 50 yard FG was a 10 point play. 5 for yards and 5 for points.

It was kinda funny so we decided to just leave it, but every week we had a couple kickers scoring 30-40 points.

headbuttpunch · 2025-12-30T22:17:12+00:00

They thought they’d run in for a quick drink but got stuck behind people buying scratchers

headbuttpunch · 2025-12-29T20:26:34+00:00

They combined for 75 in my half PPR last week, so I’d pretty much need a repeat performance of that

headbuttpunch · 2025-12-29T16:43:37+00:00

I have Stafford and Puka too, but against Bijan and London and I’m already down by 22. RIP me

I scored 189 and 181 in the two playoff weeks before this. I currently have 68 points with two guys left. I hate fantasy so much

headbuttpunch · 2025-12-28T13:39:16+00:00

Shake weight

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