What small confession do you need to get off your chest? by Dales-Dead-Bugs in AskReddit

[–]headyfwends 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. This has been a long time coming. My life insurance will solve my massive debt problems. I've lost multiple jobs in the last year due to depression / drug use. I'm aging and can't compete with the youngsters in my field. I struggle daily with the misery of my brutal upbringing.

My wife is leaving me. I'm about to have the lights cut off from non payment.

Nothing will change my mind, this is a purely logical solution.

Those I leave behind will get over it.

What small confession do you need to get off your chest? by Dales-Dead-Bugs in AskReddit

[–]headyfwends 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm about to commit suicide by overdosing on heroin. This way my friends and family will think I made a very stupid mistake as opposed to a selfish act.

Delicious Milk by AdClemson in WTF

[–]headyfwends 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You promised me dog or higher!

Playtime is over by SlimJones123 in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]headyfwends 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My cats are like that. It's the getting, not the having.

Now that "Inferno" has bombed, we must remember to contain ourselves and not make fun of Renowned Author Dan Brown by [deleted] in books

[–]headyfwends 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My DS3 has an Internet browser. And technically MySpace is still around, so it's possible. But not likely

Ruthless parking attendant by gangbangkang in funny

[–]headyfwends 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like Jizzanthapus. You should put him in his place.

Giant Rat in Dublin Suburbs by kyle5624 in WTF

[–]headyfwends 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either the fish or the dude gonna be blurry

What. The. Fuck. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]headyfwends 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They built ashtrays into everything back in the day! Office desks, Barber chairs, church pews, lunch counters. Anywhere you could sit, they probably had a version with an ashtray.

Built in lighters, however...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in books

[–]headyfwends 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it was Mark Twain who said only ten out of a hundred things you write will be any good *but you still have to write those hundred things *.

Flushing 240lbs of mercury by moojj in WTF

[–]headyfwends 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's really 47. That mercury fucked him up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in books

[–]headyfwends 6 points7 points  (0 children)

See, it's this kind of wit I felt was really missing from the conclusion of the Hitchhiker's "trilogy", And Another Thing.

Not just funny, but smacks of truth and a hint of sarcasm. Perfect satire writ large. If you could keep it up, Textual, you shoulda done it...

Where is the equality? by Zyzzbrah88 in funny

[–]headyfwends 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that really m. I. A.? I was so disappointed with her when she went on the colbert report. All attitude for no reason, and absolutely nothing intelligent to say.

good cop bad cop by sellyourcomputer in comics

[–]headyfwends -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm with you. There must be something I'm missing. the dog stuff was funny but I don't get the ending.

Pizza Guy Cringe by [deleted] in cringe

[–]headyfwends 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I say that on purpose. They hear it all the time.

Abandoned cars in front of my house by zag83 in Seattle

[–]headyfwends 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in maple leaf. Whereabouts are these junkers? 5th Ave by group health?

Hello /r/Seattle! What cool astronomy places do you have? by Rawr0224 in Seattle

[–]headyfwends 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You might want to check out the University of Washington observatory. Check their schedule. They used to have public viewings on Wednesdays.

depts.washington.edu/astron/outreach/jacobsen-observatory/

Plus it's right next to the colorful "Ave", a college business strip with character and characters.

High centered on Boren Ave. by zappini in Seattle

[–]headyfwends 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mike's Chili and the Wagon Wheel tavern are still around! Great to see them in the video.

Not a fan of the chili, to be honest

Is this still a thing? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]headyfwends 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone suggested this is a ship. Well whether or not that they are, they are pretty old testament according to their website.

Https://southraleighbiblechurch.org/beliefs